I don't just want to make you fatter, I want to turn you into a completely brainless prized pig. I want you dumb and drooling at the mouth each time I bring you food. I want you so obsessed with eating that you can't even function without a full belly. All you should be thinking about is your next meal, your next funneling session... No thoughts, no worries, no ambitions... Only dreams of a thicker waistline, and a bigger appetite.