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It’s Fat Ass Friday!

Today’s all about giant, massive asses! Send in asks, submissions, starters, etc, all about fat asses. Making them bigger, worshipping them, playing with them, etc etc.

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alright wwell off to bed i guess

#typin

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I think we could probably be down with like, cheering on you eating some bad guys! I'll, see if there's anyone who sucks enough to be a good first target..and maybe order some cheerleader outfits for us, yknow, for morale

wwell hold on i wwas kinda half jokin lmao you guys are eager

i mean idk its such a wweird thing like the idea seems hot in concept but then i think about eatin an actual real person and i get hung up on these dumbass """morals""" i caught from the humans

leaves me in a wweird spot

#dont recommend it they just make you feel bad about being a dick in the past #typin #anonymous #((mun likes vore but also struggles with having someone who isnt a monster rationalise it lmao))

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yeeeaaaah

big dangers like not being able to upload images at random or asks gettin eaten gotta wwatch out for those

rawwr

so wwhats up wwhat brings you to the blue zone

oh hey a nepeta dont think ivve seen any of you around here yet

wwelcome to this trashbag wwebsite

":33 > It's purrty nice so far! If there's any trash they hide it purrty well!"

#typin #felinefatty

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yeah i mean it usually starts like that and then it creeps out and jumps on you wwhen you arent expectin it

or pounces i guess if wwe wwanna keep on brand lmao

oh hey a nepeta dont think ivve seen any of you around here yet

wwelcome to this trashbag wwebsite

":33 > It's purrty nice so far! If there's any trash they hide it purrty well!"

#typin #felinefatty

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howw wwe doin tonight though

#typin

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I don't know if like, you'd have any interest in eatin me, I just wanted to share my positive thoughts about folks capable of that sorta thing,

hey I mean fair

i think i got a wwhile to go before i start usin total strangers as snacks lmao you guys gotta ease me into it wwith people wwho just totally suck or somethin

#typin #asks #anonymous

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thursday thursday send me asks about the thursday

#typin

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pretty sus like rox

#typin

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alright alright we got a funny girl on our hands

whale youre eager volunteer and im a fuckin gentleman so ill let you decide wwhere im flattenin you to a wwall at

but fair wwarning if you invvite me ovver im not goin easy on your furniture

dominate a space huh? mind elaboratin?

just wwhat it sounds like lmao bein able to throww my wweight around

ooze into other peoples seats smother some poor girl into my mattress just generally be large and in charge that sort of thing

but like, to someone wwho actually wwants that occuring lmao

#typin #bustybiologist

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A little miffed by the fact that he was standing in what looked like a totally abandoned and trashed... Lab? He was prepared to give Roxy a piece of his mind when her text came through.

"Wwell at least she's not ignoring me..." He mutters to himself, putting his phone away and glancing around, when all of the sudden the ground began to rumble and shake.

Every tremor sent a rippling wave of wobbling through his voluminous body, great grey cheeks threatening to jiggle clear out of his pants while he looked around in alarm at the juddering walls and bouncing rubble. It wasn't til a shadow began to pass over him that he though to look *up* though, taking in the sight of the enormous woman with stunned silence.

"Oh." He finally managed to utter dumbly, "...hey."

@toweringlalonde yo

Wwelcome to the party

#typin #toweringlalonde

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I mean, I don't think it gets more long term than being part of your crush forever

that is

one wway to look at it

hm

#typin #asks #anonymous

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fuckin elf wwhat

i guess technically im a seadwweller yeah and the vriska i knoww is more cobalt than indigo

got some wweird shit goin on in your timeline im gonna assume

@8ayesian

Neww followwer huh

looks like another serket howws it goin

#typin #8ayesian

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I want a man who will ACTUALLY just eat me

i dunno if thats the wway to build a long lasting relationship but wwho am i to judge

#typin #asks #anonymous

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my wways are both subtle and mysterious

also i havve the staggering ability to click on a profile and read a name

yknoww that and the wwhole 8 thing obvviously howws it goin

@8ayesian

Neww followwer huh

looks like another serket howws it goin

#typin #8ayesian

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careful wwith the fish puns or i might just sit on your face to stop em

but alright interesting offer but are you sure you havve wwhat it takes to handle these fish buns

theres a lot of em

dominate a space huh? mind elaboratin?

just wwhat it sounds like lmao bein able to throww my wweight around

ooze into other peoples seats smother some poor girl into my mattress just generally be large and in charge that sort of thing

but like, to someone wwho actually wwants that occuring lmao

#typin #bustybiologist

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👀 Do trolls get really pent up?

a bit i mean

wway more than humans do lmao but youre not gonna wwind up haulin around bean bag chair balls just cuz you havvent scored or jerked it in a couple wweeks

usually

#typin #asks #anonymous #ask meme