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Pirate Husbands

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babe wake up its out of touch blackbeard thursday

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Our Flag Means Death + Kisses

#our flag means death #ofmd #lucius spriggs #black pete #edward teach #stede bonnet #oluwande boodhari #jim jimenez #jim ofmd #lucius ofmd #oluwande ofmd #ofmdedit #*

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Taika Waititi doesn’t even need to advertise his tv shows, gays just won’t shut up about it online and recommend it for free like a game of LGBTelephone

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So I went fully insane on this one. Backgrounds aren’t really my strong suit and I think I ended up drawing this one like……..4…5 times? I also hand painted all the patterns cause as I mentioned before - I’m fully insane for these pirates.

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i don’t ship edward and izzy. i just know for a fact that izzy wants to fuck him. i also don’t like izzy hands. he’s not my meow meow. he’s a little freak and i want to study him like a bug. when he’s on screen i am furious and also giggling and kicking my feet. i hate him and i never want him to leave. hope this helps.

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absolutely love everyone who acknowledges ed's knee! it really means so much!!!!! i'm sure this was posted here somewhere but it makes me so :)

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"oh how do the pirates in our flag means death just head out in a rowboat and find each other in the middle of the ocean with no maps or anything???"

Never heard of gaydar? Fucking idiot?

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Lucius and Black Pete being adorable

#our flag means death #ofmd #ofmdedit #lucius spriggs #black pete #lucius x pete #lucius x black pete #nathan foad #matthew maher #tvedit #ofmd spoilers #* #*gifs #*ofmd

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2013

Taika: so basically I play this elegant dude who likes nice things and pretty gentle in general and you play this tough dude who is a strong leader of a wolfpack

Rhys: Ok got it

2022

Taika: hear me out

Taika: what if we swap

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Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach + Leather

Costume Designer: Christine Wada

#ofmdedit #our flag means death #ofmd #ed teach #blackbeard #*mine #*mine: costumes #tv #.costumes #.gif #stop asking david jenkins why ed's in a leather jacket on hot and humid high seas #its because hes sexy next question #wish more people would interview christine wada abt ofmd tho </3

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oh but I adore how everyone in this stupid pirate show is just a guy

I haven't seen ppl talk about it much but. the absolute lack of shredded abs. people show tummy and cleavage and there's not the barest hint of muscle definition anywhere

obviously some of them are very fit but it never leaves "works a physically demanding job and happens to be naturally thin" territory

and guys are fat! guys have bellies and rounded shoulders and chubby cheeks and imperfect teeth and thinning hair and are styled weirdly (that's a whole different post but the crew especially look so unprofessional styled it's great)

and they are still all hot! they are hot and desirable and find each other hot and desirable and I love that

I love to see it! nobody in this show looks like they had a personal trainer. and not just the side characters, not just a token fat guy - obv Taika Waititi is the most beautiful man you've ever seen and that little bit of tummy pudge spilling out of his crop top made us all lose our collective minds. but it's everyone else too; and it's not the extend of it either. no other show would have let black pete within 10 feet of a romance arc, much less been this sweet and sincere about it

this show is so comfortable with the human body in all it's glorious imperfection and I am in love with it

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"that kiss was awkward" "it has a bad angle" "they look so off" my brothers in christ they are two emotionally repressed middle aged men who had never known what romantic love is, did you think they would immediately be experts at making out 😭😭😭😭 this is actually perfect 😭🙏🏼🏴‍☠️

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-i hope you find that.

-i think i have.

available as a set of three 5x7’s in my store now ✨