"I dressed my baby up as a sandwich for Halloween and it amuses me"
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Waiter: are you two a couple?
Hawke: no we-
Varric: is there a discount?
Waiter: Yes, 10% off dessert
Hawke and Varric in unison: yes, we鈥檙e a couple.
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anders unsuccessfully tries to get ppl to read his manifesto bc no one can read his doctor handwriting
Kirkwall if Anders had legible handwriting:
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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do yugioh characters even need their cards to fight because really they can just stab each other with their hair
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