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Jenson is literally the capybara of the 00s-10s F1 they put that man with the most mentally unhinged competitors and teammates and he was chill. He was like the dogs they give to cheetahs in zoos to calm them down except it was him, one dog, and 22 cheetahs.

#jenson button

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#kind 💖

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

#i was thinking is that the mark bankston who destroyed jones #he really does put in the work

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I got diagnosed with autism today

#relief is the main feeling though i'm expecting more complexity to hit me over the next few days

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need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

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Harvey skyrocketing in popularity among stardew fans solely because of that Hozier song is so funny to me because it makes me feel like we are playing 2 VERY different games. Harvey is not "I'd rather take my whiskey neat my coffee black and my bed at three" he's a walking ball of anxiety dork of a man who probably goes to bed at 10 pm every night. If anything, the roles should be reversed cuz I KNOW the farmer is a freak.

#it makes no sense #just because he loves coffee and pickles!! #stardew valley

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the fuckcighb panda eyes peeking thru the halo is killing me

#my son!!!! #alex albon #chinese gp 2024

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this is what its like being autistic on tumblr

#me when people talk shit about: alex albon. dimitri alexandre blaidydd. abigail and harvey from stardew valley #STOP SAYING HE LOOKS LIKE STANLEY TUCCI IN THE LOVELY BONES #you're right but you shouldn't say it

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when the essay prompt lets me get a little autistic with it

#this i how i ended up with a masters degree

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ok tumblr.

settle a disagreement

(if it doesn't even have a name where you live, select the 'no' option please!)

(if YOU have to work but most people in your region don't, select the yes option)

reblog for sample size! THANK YOUUUUUUUU

(i forgot to change the time this runs for NOOOOOOO)

#may day is a bank holiday here #or the nearest monday #and i don't work bank holidays but others in the uk do

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FAQ/Guidelines

#obvious f1 #i have never even heard a peep from the locked tomb fandom so

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Incredibly alarming that talks of “peace” in Gaza seem to extend no further than a ceasefire. How do you think they’re gonna start off where they left off themselves? Their houses are destroyed, so many have lost mothers and fathers and brothers and children, they still have no clean water and no food. Any area Israel withdraws out of is an area it already knows has been rendered inhospitable. There was even a direct quote by some IOF soldier gleefully stating how he “wasn’t sure Palestinians could go back to their homes.” So what happens when the US “succeeds at negotiating a ceasefire”? Who will be responsible for helping the Palestinians rebuild all that they’ve lost?

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no offense but i think more people need to learn how to be normal about trans people in a non sexual way

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no options for "they wouldn't fight" or "they would kiss", they are fighting and that is FINAL

#very evenly matched because they are the same #but i went url bc avatar is distracted

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i'm pretty new to f1 but i don't get why people think alex is so much better than logan... he's destroyed two cars this year

the only reason why people think alex is better than logan is because they watched the 2023 season where alex severely outperformed him in every race 😔

#yes it was sucky situation BUT #if logan wanted to be favoured in said situation maybe he should be better at his job 🤷

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I’m just so fucking pissed off man if they can surgically airstrike international volunteer food workers three consecutive times to ensure their operation is wiped out completely what the fuck is left for anyone to say

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alex boops for @jamesvowles

#phenomenal content #alex albon