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[alexagirlie]

Im cackling rn

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes with YN (NSFW edition)

AN: I just wanna throw out there @foxyanon caused this one by sending me this tiktok!

CW: Shitposting vibes always. Alfred. Ætholwold. Sexy vibes. Sexual talk. Language.

Finan: YN Do you think I'm sexy?

YN: Yes.

Finan: What if I do this? *Changes into wearing just a fur cloak and his pants before doing a little dance*

YN: Yes. *Says in oddly turned on.*

Sihtric: Then she grabbed me by the chin, said 'good boys say please', and started taking off her dress.

Uhtred: And you did what?

Sihtric: I said please and waited for more instructions.

Uhtred: Tell your husband I want what is mine by right.

Ælswith: Once you tell my husband to stop eye fucking you in church.

Uhtred: You know what I can just go ask Father Beocca.

Leofric: Arseling.

Uhtred: Yes?

Leofric: Oh nothing. Just thought you needed the reminder.

Osferth: Sihtric, how do you know a woman wants you?

Sihtric: Usually she'll let you know. Some bake for you, some clean your blade. Once I had a woman clean a deer for me.

Osferth: And what if she tells you to make her pray to you like you're the God she doesn't believe in?

Uhtred: *Manages to overhear, chokes on his drink, and decides maybe for once to make good choices and keep his mouth shut.*

Alfred: Do you think Ætholwold realizes I don't like him?

Ætholwold: I am right here and if you don't apologize I'll flick you in the stomach and take my crown.

Alfred: Go more than a week without making a fool of yourself and I will believe God himself has instructed me to make you king.

#accurate #the last kingdom #incorrect quotes

[alexagirlie]

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

[alexagirlie]

Fearnes World

[alexagirlie]

i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

[alexagirlie]

-- Moon Knight --

And her biggest fan - a second and cute version just for fun.

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MUVA NATURE

[alexagirlie]

Why is this so accurate???

The Last Kingdom incorrect quotes (with YN)

CW: Language. Shit posting vibes. Æelswith being a hater, Alfred being totally normal about Uhtred, "Uhtred son of Uhtred"

Ælswith: Uhtred is stupid, hot headed, a pagan, and generally a menace. Oh, and he's a whore. We should kill him where he stands.

Beocca: I just asked how your morning was.

YN: Uhtred has like, really pretty hair.

Sihtric: Okay but have you seen my hair? Or my eyes? Call me pretty. *Pouts until you agree he is pretty.*

Osferth: Where is YN going? And why does she have a sword?

Finan: Sihtric told her Uhtred said "Uhtred son of Uhtred" again, she muttered something about one too many times.

Osferth: Should we stop her?

Finan: No no. I think we should let this play out.

Uhtred: *screams* My hair!

YN: Come on losers we're going hunting.

Finan and Uhtred: For what?

YN: I just found out someone looked at Sihtric and Osferth with a mean expression and called them weird. Naturally they must die.

Finan and Uhtred: You lead the way.

Alfred: Do you think Uhtred misses me when he's gone? Do you think he thinks of me? Do you think I can convince him to love Jesus so we can be besties in Heaven?

Ælswith: If you don't shut the fuck up I will get hateful.

Alfred: You mean you've been acting nice??

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#the last kingdom #incorrect quotes #sihtric kjartansson #uhtred of bebbanburg #finan the agile #osferth

[alexagirlie]

those posts criticizing common writing patterns in fanfiction are so fucking harmful and they ruined me

so like yknow what??? People tell you to avoid “smirk” and “chuckle” as descriptors because no one does those things (???) but then when I need to use those words I have a ten minute crisis about how I’m a shitty writer. So heres my unwarranted writing advice: If you want your characters to smirk and chuckle fucking let them and don’t let anyone tell you that no one smirks or chuckles because I do both on a daily basis whenever I tell a shitty pun, bye 

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The Lovers for @waywardbeat

[alexagirlie]

That cute smile in the last one 🤩He's got really gorgeous closeups in S3 // The Last Kingdom // S2E5

That's probaby it for the weekend. Won't have much time, may be just some memes.

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[alexagirlie]

A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

#the last kingdom #seven kings must die #skmd #uhtred of bebbanburg #alfred the great #aethelstan #parallels

[alexagirlie]

-Who? -That's for me to know and for you to find out.

#in the flesh #i miss this show so much

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What is an approximation to a Witan? // The Last Kingdom S3E5

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[alexagirlie]

just some designs mainly created because I wanted to draw hakama and then it spiral out from there

bald zuko under the cute

[alexagirlie]

So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

[alexagirlie]

This blog is a safe space for:

everyone.

#bearing in mind the 18+ natire of my work #but yes

[alexagirlie]

S2 - SKMD

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