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alabeanz · 4 years
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Remilia Scarlet, Touhou 6: Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil
(please reblog, not repost, my art)
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alabeanz · 5 years
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I am fucking heaving with laugher at this ABSOLUTELY REAL cover of England’s premier home and living periodical.
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alabeanz · 5 years
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alabeanz · 5 years
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dont even look at me unless you look like this
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alabeanz · 5 years
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when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
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alabeanz · 5 years
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I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.
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alabeanz · 5 years
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even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images
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alabeanz · 5 years
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A king recognizes another king in fashion
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alabeanz · 5 years
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One of my biggest desires is to have Shark Villagers in Animal Crossing!
But since no one recognizes the cuteness of sharks, I decided to create my own villagers! Edit: Nurse just won a little pup!
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alabeanz · 5 years
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The “Behold! Plato’s man!” moment is that much funnier when you remember Diogenes was a malnourished bum and Plato was an Olympian wrestling champion (that’s how he got his name, his wrestling coach named him Platon, meaning broad)
Imagine a dirty skeleton of a man burst into the lecture of the buffest philosopher in town to throw a plucked chicken on the floor.
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alabeanz · 5 years
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this close to putting hot sauce on my toes
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alabeanz · 5 years
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guys remember when BTR and patchy the pirate from spongebob had a crossover
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alabeanz · 5 years
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alabeanz · 5 years
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Gay culture is being your professor’s favorite student while having a solid D in the class
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alabeanz · 5 years
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what if family guy had a fandom like south park and ppl drew anime fanart of it and there would be anons on kin blogs requesting moodboards for a panromantic asexual peter griffin with social anxiety who dated brian
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