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akhuna · 9 hours
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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akhuna · 14 hours
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akhuna · 23 hours
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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.
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Someone recently posted about how Tumblr clout doesn't actually translate into anything in real life, it just means X amount of people read your post, so what's the point?
I mean besides the fact that some people actually use their posts for good, like activism and combating misinformation, there's just posting for the sake of posting which is its own reward.
But also, sometimes you'll make an impression with your fucked up posting that someone decides to send you a DM to talk to you about elves or a podcast or a podcast about elves or something and now you've made a new best friend :)
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akhuna · 1 day
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I feel like, we as a society, don't talk enough about people messing up needle felting.
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akhuna · 2 days
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i romanticise grocery shopping and cooking nice meals for yourself because i never used to have the energy for it. i romanticise drinking water because i never used to care about myself enough to make myself drink it. i romanticise showers because i never used to be able to psych myself into getting up to have one. i romanticise exercise because i used to treat it as a punishment or a price to pay. i romanticise tiny little every day things because i finally care about myself enough to do them and that’s wonderful. and i want to keep it up even when some days are hard.
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Why do you need your earbuds to have a wire so badly?
I am assuming this is about a post I reblogged like six months ago when I went off on forced technological enshitification and the slow erosion of consumer options. But sure, I'll bite.
Why do I "need" my earbuds to have a wire? I dunno, Anon, maybe I:
Don't want to have to worry about recharging my earbuds.
Don't want my earbuds to be even easier to lose.
Don't want my earbuds to need separate accessories that are as easy to lose as the earbuds.
Prefer to have bluetooth turned off on my devices for security and safety reasons.
Like being able to seamlessly plug my earbuds into my computer, my MP3 player, or any other device with a headphone jack.
Don't want to spend 50 dollars on decent wireless earbuds when I can do all the above things with a pair of solid earbuds that cost me like $12 during the Obama administration.
Don't care about what kinds of headphones or earbuds people wear but don't like what it says about our society when other people apparently care what kind of earbuds I'm wearing so much they have send an Anonymous ask to interrogate me about it.
And I guess, more abstractly, because fuck Apple. That's why.
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akhuna · 2 days
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Cedric and Axel are as different as night and day. Yet, they somehow became friends, a fact Cedric isn't unhappy about. But when Axel starts flirting with him, things become complicated. And between contracts and the everyday trouble that is Dyn Marv, Cedric doesn't need any more complications.
Hey! Another Saturday, another chapter. Today, there's all the drama. I hope you enjoy it. ;)
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akhuna · 3 days
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Handspun from rolags to its final forms! I adore this gradient.
It was combined with other yarns - different handspun in the cowl and farmed alpaca in the shawl. Now it’s just a 5 gram scrap.
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akhuna · 3 days
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akhuna · 3 days
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akhuna · 3 days
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good morninge !
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it is malfeasance monday !
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akhuna · 3 days
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ALAN RICKMAN as COL. BRANDON Sense and Sensibility 1995 ‧ Dir. Ang Lee
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akhuna · 4 days
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Gute sheep/gutefår. Värmland, Sweden (April 8, 2018).
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