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a homie sent me this and I zazzed it up

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something i like about watching old movies is how small a lot of them feel. like every movie nowadays is trying to be the most important thing to ever happen but back then a movie could just be a guy having a really fucked up day and that was enough

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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thinking about my optometrist who was treating my eye infection and said “if it hurts, you can rinse your eye with boiled water. look at me - look at me. i want you to understand that i mean water that has been boiled and has since cooled down. not boiling water. do you understand?” like i’m so grateful for this man ensuring that I wouldn’t destroy my eyes by pouring boiling water in it, because it is an adequate assessment of my intelligence

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loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

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loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

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They’re just that out of touch

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I died! Source (X)

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I say you’re asking me to follow you into Mordor, which, if I’m totally straight with you, I think is a really bad idea. But the Shire… The Shire is burning. So Mordor it is.

EDDIE MUNSON in STRANGER THINGS 4

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I say you’re asking me to follow you into Mordor, which, if I’m totally straight with you, I think is a really bad idea. But the Shire… The Shire is burning. So Mordor it is.

EDDIE MUNSON in STRANGER THINGS 4

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Tom Hiddleston and Oscar Isaac - TV Drama Actor Roundtable 2022

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everytime i watch the boys i’m like this is disgusting i’m gonna throw up why do i watch this show i hate it and then i finish the episode and i’m like this show is great let’s watch another

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Lol I saw a subhuman thing wishing you death over you supporting Depp… Is it ironic how those radfem wish death to all women not riding wither vile ideas…

Oh, so ironic dear!

I honestly take them with a pinch of salt, anyone who uses death threats as an argument holds no ground or validity and anyone who comes out with a statement like "all men should die. All men should be in concentration camps" but you can easily swap out the word man with women, gays, black people, LGBT, trans etc and that statement obviously still sound disgusting and nasty AF is obviously a bigot and in the real world, the rational world, the world in which I want to take seriously, we don't accept bigots. In any way, shape or form.

At the end of the day, we have to live in a world with men whether we like it or not, isn't it better to co-exist and educate them on their shittyness than cultivate this hate for them and just let it rot us? I grew up as the UK's first official 'gayby' I've had homophobia thrown at me at every age, I went through my anger stage and trust me, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar, it ALWAYS paid off to have a real conversation with someone about their comments than spit venom at them and basically shut them down as a shitty person when in reality most of the time they were just ignorant.

Also proud that of my 28 years of living and being bullied for 21 of those years, I have never, not one single, solitary time sent a message to someone saying that I hope they die, choke to death etc. So I know it's real petty of me, but hell yeah I'm gonna milk the shit out of the fact I've never sent the vile things these Heard supporters and femcels spew out on the regular.

I'll always have that over them. Imagine thinking you stand for acceptance and love and the beaten down gender when you literally online bully people?

Can't relate 😂

#johnny depp #anti amber heard #justice for johnny depp

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the human body is an engineering marvel. I sneeze in bright light. if I dont get enough sunlight on my skin I get tired and sad and have to drink a lot of milk to fix it. standing too much hurts, but sitting too much also hurts. if I get a virus, my body will increase its temperature in an attempt to cook it, which also cooks my brain cells. toenails exist. I have to turn the radio down to see better when I drive. there are 17 genes dictating what my hair texture is, but it completely changes when the air is too humid. yawning is contagious. there are more species of bacteria living in my body than there are species of birds in the entire world. every few months I grievously injure my neck by “sleeping on it weird.” it took seven million years of human evolution to form me, and now I’m afraid of phone calls.