agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Don’t worry about him, sweetheart. He’s got the right state of mind regarding the bullet, he’s just a bit wrong when it comes to who the bullet would hit.

Since you insist on keeping us 6ft apart, what about some fun with a bullet vibrator?

You can control it and keep the dreadful distance.

I was all for it, until I realized the sentence continued after “bullet”.

Sad.

#does he have no shame of talking to her like that? #to my good... eh sometimes girl #iamakiller #clumsycopy

[agentsevier]

While I’m sure Clumsy can be a good girl, sometimes she can be a quite a stubborn little thing. I hope you’re ready to deal with that.

Hello, dear Pat! How have you been? Hope you're having a great week!

Lovely Clumsy! I have been better haha but I’m very happy to be back on here speaking with everyone.

I’ve been thinking about you Clumsy, how are you? I see how you let some of these guys talk to you sometimes, and I don’t think it’s very nice. Do you need me to get involved?

#a friendly warning #agentsevier #yourpaterson

[agentsevier]

I’m so sorry it took me so long to answer this, my darling. As you know work taks me anywhere and everywhere and it makes me step away from other activities. I know I need to do so much more to make up for this lost time with you. How about I make you a reservation in one of the best places in town and pick you up? I heard @vsop1987 has a fantastic restaurant. I’m sure we’d have a wonderful time there.

Hello, my dear. Always happy to meet an... admirer.

Good day, Agent Sevier. And may I say, it’s always a pleasure to meet an individual who employs their passions for the greater good.

#thegreenmatt #agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Have you ever been hit with a thick, heavy folder, full of files? I don’t think you would be able to take it. You’d whine, squirm, so, so frightened that I’d have to lean my weight over your body, keeping your face flush against my cold desk as I deliver each strike.

So what brings you here Mr. Sevier? I have to admit I'm excited that you came <3 I- that sounds dirty I really didn't mean it that way.... or did I?

If you did that makes it even better.  Don’t think I haven’t been paying attention to you either. There’s a special place in my server dedicated to analyzing every lovely post of yours. I enjoy how excited you are that I came. 

#the audacity #try me? #we'll see #sacklersdoll #agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Oh my... A follow from Agent Sevier. I hope I didn't do anything illegal to get on your radar?

You did and you know it. We have been monitoring you for awhile. Maybe tonight won’t end the way you’re expecting it to.

[agentsevier]

Nice to know you’re not getting along. Makes my life easier if you take out each other.

Oh absolutely, what did you have in mind, exactly? Please let me know, in great detail. -💋

Oh, I'd love to.

But first ...

I just had a thought while I was waiting, and so desperately hoping you would reply to me soon. A bad thought that filled me with worry, and anguish.

I'm sure it's just a wild fancy, some bizarre figment of my imagination, but I have to ask. I must put my mind to rest.

Sugarlips, you haven't been talking to anyone else, have you?

#keep bickering gentlemen #iamkiller #yourdarkdetective #agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Hello, Charlie. I have to say I'm an appreciator of your methods. Looking forward to interacting with you. There's a lot of common ground.

Common ground?

No offense, but you look like a huge nerd. What kind of common ground could we possibly have?

Unless ...

Wait ...

Are you into karaoke too?

#still doubting #iamakiller #agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Well see about that...

How much does a girl gotta bribe you to get you to look the other way on some things?

What would I gain from that? I have to tell you, you must be extremely close to Barber to make such an offer.

#a challenge? #accepted #direnightshade #agentsevier

[agentsevier]

Thank you for the mention. It’s very gracious of you. Though I need to question why @iamakiller​ is on the top of the list. Unless this is ordered as a Least Recently Used cache, and the first item is the most obsolete.

Hi! What blogs do you recommend for first time role-playing?

Hi, friend!! My personal favorites are:

@iamakiller

@killersmileclyde

@pumpkinmylittlepumpkin

@agentsevier

@yourpaterson

@yourdarkdetective

@williammctavish

I would just like to point out that some of these accounts contain dark content, so if that’s not your thing then I’d suggest not following. If you want a full list of accounts, @mariesackler has a list here!

#that makes sense

[agentsevier]

You trying telling me that when your ass is burning red, sore and draped with welts from the buckle of my leather belt. 

So what brings you here Mr. Sevier? I have to admit I'm excited that you came <3 I- that sounds dirty I really didn't mean it that way.... or did I?

If you did that makes it even better.  Don’t think I haven’t been paying attention to you either. There’s a special place in my server dedicated to analyzing every lovely post of yours. I enjoy how excited you are that I came. 

#how bold of you to taunt me #agentsevier #sacklersdoll

[agentsevier]

You’re absolutely right, Caroline. I’m the right man for the job. Any job.

Hi, are you finding any interesting secrets these days Agent Sevier? I hope they are good ones. hahaha

I am. Secret emails, secret secondary accounts, secret pictures... There’s a lot to dive in.

#agentsevier #candycanes19

[agentsevier]

If you have enough spare time to have 53 tabs open in front of you you’re not having sex with enough people. Is jerking off with your left hand the most daring thing you do these days?

Hello, Charlie. I have to say I'm an appreciator of your methods. Looking forward to interacting with you. There's a lot of common ground.

Common ground?

No offense, but you look like a huge nerd. What kind of common ground could we possibly have?

Unless ...

Wait ...

Are you into karaoke too?

#agentsevier #iamakiller #too busy having sex to proofread this

[agentsevier]

I wouldn’t even blink if someone walked in. Serves them right for going into my office without reason. Daddy? Maybe you need a reminder of the right way to call me. A spanking should accomplish that. Have you even counted in binary? Let me tell you, at first it’s a bit tricky. You’d freeze for a few moments while you try to convert the numbers in your head. Too bad that when you get them wrong I’d need to start over.

So what brings you here Mr. Sevier? I have to admit I'm excited that you came <3 I- that sounds dirty I really didn't mean it that way.... or did I?

If you did that makes it even better.  Don’t think I haven’t been paying attention to you either. There’s a special place in my server dedicated to analyzing every lovely post of yours. I enjoy how excited you are that I came. 

#agentsevier #sacklersdoll #01100100 01101111 01101100 01101100

[agentsevier]

Some things are better heard direct from the source...

How much does a girl gotta bribe you to get you to look the other way on some things?

What would I gain from that? I have to tell you, you must be extremely close to Barber to make such an offer.

#direnightshade #agentsevier #should I be careful around you? #what are you planning?

[agentsevier]

You too. When was the last time you’ve changed the passwords on your work computer? Or updated your operating system?

Hello, Charlie. I have to say I'm an appreciator of your methods. Looking forward to interacting with you. There's a lot of common ground.

Common ground?

No offense, but you look like a huge nerd. What kind of common ground could we possibly have?

Unless ...

Wait ...

Are you into karaoke too?

#might want to be careful with that #agentsevier #iamakiller

[agentsevier]

Hello, Charlie. I have to say I'm an appreciator of your methods. Looking forward to interacting with you. There's a lot of common ground.

Common ground?

No offense, but you look like a huge nerd. What kind of common ground could we possibly have?

Unless ...

Wait ...

Are you into karaoke too?

#highly unlikely #agentsevier #iamakiller

[agentsevier]

Hi, are you finding any interesting secrets these days Agent Sevier? I hope they are good ones. hahaha

I am. Secret emails, secret secondary accounts, secret pictures... There’s a lot to dive in.