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aeveretts · 10 years
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Hopefully. What else is there to do, either way? Sweat and stare at rocks, I'm guessing.
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Exactly! Looking forward to it already. Do you know if anyone else is planning to go rafting too or would they rather bake under the sun?
You should definitely join me. It’s gonna be sick.
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Oh, wow that’d actually be really fun to do. It’d be a little nerve wracking, but what’s a little adventure, right? 
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aeveretts · 10 years
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What if I do? I didn't know you thought that way about yourself! You really shouldn't; you're damaging your self-esteem.
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It's your loss, anyways---getting stuck with a child as your bodyguard. Especially one who's as competitive as I am. Tell you what, if you don't start gambling your money away and you really do keep me here 'till shooting's over, I promise I'll agree to whatever bets you feel like proposing.
Well, then, excuse me. Didn't know I was being privately investigated by you all along.
Don’t you remember that Beyonce song? Don’t you ever for a second get to thinking, that you’re irreplaceable. 
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You’re such a child, I swear. I only make bets that I know I can win. Don’t worry, I won’t be losing said fortune anytime soon, and you’ll be keeping your job for as long as you want.
Rude. I’m super nice to you and you know it. If anything, you’re the one who’s mean to me. I have witnesses, statements, proof. 
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Wouldn't have been much to see since I managed to avoid sitting on it.
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I wonder if there's some maniacal imp on the set trying to start a prank war. 
That’s funny, I would have liked to see that. 
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aeveretts · 10 years
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aeveretts · 10 years
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I don't beg, Michaelson. The job opening was merely a suggestion. You were never obligated to apply. I only felt like you'd get a kick out of traveling and earning good pay for it.
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That's hardly an answer. Just "good". You must've visited the moon or Mars, considering how long you've been gone.
I don't have the slightest idea as to what you're trying to ask. . . or, rather, what you're trying to imply.
You better.
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Just so you know, I and the things I do are hardly forgettable. Without my memorable side, you wouldn’t have begged me to take the job.
Oh? —- life? Life’s good, in spite the jumbling of timezones, but still good. And you? Though, I’m sure your life was much better when I came. It’s true and have you had a Brazilian blowout? No. And when I say blowout, I mean blowout.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Even if they know her, I can't help but feel my heart jump every time someone thrice her size bumbles about her side. I mean, how the Hell can someone be that small? Itty bitty thing, she is.
It's a bond that's absolutely more innocent and life-long than a crush, I'll have you know. You wouldn't understand. I wouldn't want her with a shit like me anyways; in fact, I'll help you tear down the fuckers who try to touch her little head.
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Yes, an ogre. If you'd like, maybe we could scour the Canyon for more of your kind. It'll be the greatest beginning to a very intriguing trip. With me as your guide, I can happily assure it.
That’s true, though, the entire crew does already know her. She wants to see you again, too, did you forget about her little crush? I hope she never finds a little shit like you, I’m never letting her go out with anybody like that. Ogre? Come on, man.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen enough unless you wanna play tourist guide and show me around, then I’d gladly experience your land.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Oh, I know you plenty.
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It's the whole wondering aloud that makes it seem like I wouldn't. I shouldn't be blamed for forgetting about a few of your quirks.
Alright, then. Tell me: how's life been? And don't give me the ruddy bestseller synopsis.
First of all, I don’t know why you’re so surprised. You don’t know me, at all , then.
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Please, my life is worth writing about and it will surely become a bestseller. 
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Sure, but I doubt you'd want tourists ogling at her or the cast trampling around her home for shooting. Doubt she's inherited any bits of unicorn from your side, though. More of an ogre kind-of mystic, you are; wouldn't you agree?
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Actually, the only time you've spent in the U.S. for Uncharted's filming so far was in Alaska. Only seeing Juneau and L.A. in your grand American experience won't be enough.
Does my daughter count as a mystical creature? I’m pretty sure she does, I mean, she has my genes.
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I’ve seen Big Ben often enough, mate, I don’t need it again. I wouldn’t be against Dubai, but I’ve already spent too much time in the US.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Of course you're kidding. I'm too damn good at what I do to lose this job. Is it really that difficult to believe that, for once, I was playing along?
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Am not. You're the one popping up with all this talk about bets. I'm starting to think that that's how you're going to lose your fortune.
No, that's not what --- I wouldn't --- I do, it's just --- a good girl? Ha. Might be the kindest person to ever live, but you don't act like it to me. No, never to me. You're not my good girl.
You know I was just kidding. I wouldn’t take away your paycheck, I just like blackmailing you with it.
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I don’t even know anymore. You make everything so damn confusing.
So you’d just watch me starve? Is that how it is? You have to have more faith in me, Ace. I’m a good girl, aren’t I?
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Depends, is England home to any  mystical  Wonder of the World?
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I'll give you Big Ben, buddy, but Dubhai's got that other structure that practically looks like the castle from Asgard, for God's sake.
As much as I do enjoy your country, my friends, I do think it’s time we get to Europe finally. Is this happening anytime soon? It better be.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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First I've seen of you in ages, and you've suddenly developed the nerves of a murderer?
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I don't think I want to know how your life's been like, anymore.
Don’t you just want to throw some bitches out in the Grand Canyon?
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Creative.
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At least it's a step up from the glue I found plastered on my own seat once.
I am not happy right now. Someone thought it would be funny to put acorns on my chair. 
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Never went before, but I've heard that it's definitely worth the visit. And I'm definitely going to be joining you on that.
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Sucks that there isn't any kind of parachuting, though---over the Canyon. That'd be such a thrill. Just as crazy as risky, I'd think, but a lot more. . . I don't know, a lot more more?
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m pretty pumped to be in Arizona. Can’t wait to try out the rafting, it’s gonna be great.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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It's the only thing I'm able to cling on to when my own boss is threatening my paycheck.
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What are we even betting on? What could you possibly have to bet with -- that I'd be interested in? 
Would serve you right for not listening to me. Seriously, order something from the hotel to take with you on the flight. I'm pretty confident that they know you won't be storing anything illegal in your lunch.
There’s your ego again.
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You wanna bet on it?
Even if I beg? What if I get hungry? You’re cruel, Ace.
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aeveretts · 10 years
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Ghost, Mummy, Siren, Fury, Incubus
MEME ;
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
A couple. Most of them are because of how much of an idiot I was when I was in high school. Used to make life harder for myself and many people who I didn’t deserve to have by my side. I left behind a lot of those kids, and it’s good news that I did — but a part of me thinks that instead of getting rid of the unhealthy ends of my life, I could’ve done more to help them in the same way I was helping myself. Get all the bad; make something better. It’s usually just a lot of would’a, should’a, could’a for my years as a teenager, but don’t we all have some of that? I’m getting smarter about leaving the deadweight behind, now.
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Probably not. Most likely not. In fact, I’d like to believe I’d want others to move on. If it really was just a big sleep, it’d be no harm, no foul, in my opinion. I wouldn’t blame my friends for continuing their lives while I suddenly decided to have adventures in my subconscious. Although, I think it’s also human of me to want to be missed. For the first minute or something. Just enough.
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
The power of persuasion is so much more satisfying than being guaranteed anything——or forcing anything, on that note, so no; I would disregard the power.
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Adam wouldn’t admit it aloud, but anything that might imply him being worthless. It’s the quickest way to anger him because much of his younger life had been spent trying to counter those taunts. Even now, he hasn’t fully escaped the habit of trying to push himself for more, more, more.
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
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 With that being said, it’s as simple as finding out if the attraction is requited, then going off from there. It’s all just chemicals, birds, and bees. To become anything past that, however…
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aeveretts · 10 years
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No! No, no as in: you obviously have the higher advantage with such an insane amount of years in experience. You also don't want to see me turn-out a full-on Blades of Glory on you. Consider the challenge unmet --- for your sake.
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It didn’t seem like that when you were worrying about all the humiliation and broken pride and what not. But I’ll play along. Since you’re so good and all, I’m challenging you do a skate off next time there’s a rink around. It would have to be as dramatic as it is in all the movies too, of course.
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