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“William, you wouldn’t happen to still be angry with me for not spending Saturday night here, would you?”

William silently scowls at Wesker, his bitter face a stark contrast to his bright yellow Hawaiian shirt.

“Why else would you be wearing every article of clothing I loathe?”

Will continues to glare at him and stamps his feet. His sneakers light up in silent anger.

“I told you I had to go to a dinner with the councilwoman.”

William kicks his shoes off dramatically. They hit the wall behind Wesker’s head. He is wearing toe socks. 

“Really, that’s disgusting, William. Put these back on. If I see your toes moving individually I will beat you with them.” 

Will tears away his apparently tearaway pants, revealing his fuzzy legs sticking out of overly short gym shorts

“NO SHORTS IN THE LAB!” Wesker roars, throwing Will’s shoes at him

#wesker #Albert Wesker #William Birkin #Willbert #toe socks

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Will is upset that HR has denied his request to turn the lab into a haunted house for employees on Halloween

What could go wrong, anyway? Everybody is allergic to fun around here.

"William, why are you pouting?" Wesker interrupts his thoughts. "Surely not over your idea that HR denied. We both know you're going to do it anyway."

Oh yeahhh. He knows me.

"Yes, I do."

William jumps. I didn't say anything out loud?!

"You didn't have to."

#Annette stands in front of them and glowers #Will stands up and grabs his coat #"Chicken wings. She wants chicken wings #he explains #She smiles #He knows me #“Yes he does” Wesker says out loud #wtf? #william birkin #wesker #willbert

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William is sick

Wesker is in the lab when suddenly the door bangs open. There is nobody there

There's a groan and the sound of a body being dragged across the floor, though

Wesker looks over the table that stands between him and the door to see William crawling across the floor in blue striped pajamas. He looks both determined, and very obviously ill

Wesker rushes over to help him up and onto a stool. Once seated, Will slumps over the lab table and fumbles at a folder of reports, knocking over (fortunately)empty test tubes and breaking much glass

Wesker says nothing, but peels one of his gloves down far enough to be able to touch the back of his bare hand to Will's forehead. He's burning up

The door bangs open again. Will jumps when he sees Annette storming into the lab. "WILLIAM BIRKIN!"

"No, no, no!" he shouts, scribbling something on a report furiously.

"You are supposed to be at home resting! And then I have to hear that you're crawling down the halls at work in your pajamas?!"

"I NEED TO GET THIS DOWN! ITS IMPORTANT FOR MY WORK!"

Just then Wesker slips a needle into his friend's arm, catching him as he crumples off the stool.

"Where are you parked?" Wesker asks Annette nonchalantly, holding her husband in his arms

What is William and Wesker like when sick?

Wesker is sick (or is he?)

Wesker and Will are in the lab

Will turns to look at Wesker. They are standing at different lab tables, backs facing each other

"Are you okay, Al? You're looking a bit paler than usual today."

"I am fine. My skin is a normal pallor," he mumbles irritatedly.

"Okay, well. If you say so," Will says, turning back to the microscope in front of him

-BLYEAGH-splat!!-

When Will looks back, there is now a puddle of vomit behind Wesker, who is intently looking at paperwork

"Did you just throw up?"

"No."

#asks! #william birkin #wesker #albert wesker #wesker sees sickness as a weakness #he just doesn't let anybody know he's sick #Willbert #I wonder what delirious Will was scribbling? #Family

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What is William and Wesker like when sick?

Wesker is sick (or is he?)

Wesker and Will are in the lab

Will turns to look at Wesker. They are standing at different lab tables, backs facing each other

"Are you okay, Al? You're looking a bit paler than usual today."

"I am fine. My skin is a normal pallor," he mumbles irritatedly.

"Okay, well. If you say so," Will says, turning back to the microscope in front of him

-BLYEAGH-splat!!-

When Will looks back, there is now a puddle of vomit behind Wesker, who is intently looking at paperwork

"Did you just throw up?"

"No."

#wesker sees sickness as a weakness #he just doesn't let anybody know he's sick #ever #Will is sick is on the way #william birkin #wesker

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He looks so much happier with a mullet

William, Wesker what do you two think of mullets?

Wesker raises an eyebrow as he reads the note, before passing it to Will and crossing the lab to get back to work.

Wesker is tired of Will's mullet obsession; it would be much more convenient if this atrocity of a hairstyle didn't exist

Will reads the note before clenching it in his fist and slamming it against the table emphatically

"Mullets are the greatest hairstyle to grace mankind's scalps, and the day Annette says I can grow mine out again will be the happiest day of my life."

"Didn't you have a wedding? And bear witness to the birth of your child?"

"Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life."

#william birkin

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William, Wesker what do you two think of mullets?

Wesker raises an eyebrow as he reads the note, before passing it to Will and crossing the lab to get back to work.

Wesker is tired of Will's mullet obsession; it would be much more convenient if this atrocity of a hairstyle didn't exist

Will reads the note before clenching it in his fist and slamming it against the table emphatically

"Mullets are the greatest hairstyle to grace mankind's scalps, and the day Annette says I can grow mine out again will be the happiest day of my life."

"Didn't you have a wedding? And bear witness to the birth of your child?"

"Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life."

#literal happy tears #my mulletiest mullet dreams have come true #william birkin #just bestfriend things

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Will keeps these photoshopped pictures in his work locker

And one in his wallet behind a picture of Annette and Sherry

Somebody for the love of all that is good in this world, please Photoshop a rad mullet onto Albert Wesker.

#albert wesker #william birkin #best friends

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William, Wesker what do you two think of mullets?

Wesker raises an eyebrow as he reads the note, before passing it to Will and crossing the lab to get back to work.

Wesker is tired of Will's mullet obsession; it would be much more convenient if this atrocity of a hairstyle didn't exist

Will reads the note before clenching it in his fist and slamming it against the table emphatically

"Mullets are the greatest hairstyle to grace mankind's scalps, and the day Annette says I can grow mine out again will be the happiest day of my life."

"Didn't you have a wedding? And bear witness to the birth of your child?"

"Happiest. Day. Of. My. Life."

#wesker #william birkin #albert wesker #asks! #William misses the mullet of his yesteryears #He does love his family more than mullets but it's a close one #the blogger has a blue mullet #mullets4lyfe

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Wesker is already in the lab when the doors slam open

William is breathless, sweaty, and panicking

"Whatever Annette says, please just go along with-"

Annette appears in the door behind him and immediately locks eyes with Wesker

"YOU," she says, pointing a finger accusatorily at him. "Did you tell Sherry that she could fly from the garage roof if she had wings?"

Wesker looks to Will. He looks more frightened than he has ever been, sweating bullets and practically eating his bottom lip

Wesker looks back to Annette

"I did."

Annette slaps Wesker across the face

His sunglasses fly off, clattering against a wall

A red handprint starts to appear on his cheek as the door closes behind a furious Annette

An apologetic William picks up Wesker's sunglasses and hands them back to him

"Sherry broke her arm this morning," Will explains. "And for the record, I said she could technically fly if she had the right wings."

#william birkin #wesker #taking one for the team

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You are my new best friend, these are perfect

Somebody for the love of all that is good in this world, please Photoshop a rad mullet onto Albert Wesker.

#I wish I could send you a friendship necklace but heres a friendship crab instead #This is the best day ever #Its like mullet christmas #mulletmas #adults doing adult things with their lunch breaks

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I'm still 100% serious

Somebody for the love of all that is good in this world, please Photoshop a rad mullet onto Albert Wesker.

#Just take my money #Adults doing adult things with their paycheck #help me make my dreams come true #wesker #albert wesker

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"Hey, Al. Do you think we have the most demanding jobs here?" William asks

Wesker shakes is head

"No? Who, then?"

"Human Resources."

#umbrella corporation human resources #are they actual HR or are they in charge of test subject distribution #the world may never know #william birkin #wesker #too many dabs

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It's October 2nd. Will is loitering in the breakroom, scanning faces for a newbie who wasn't here last October

Wesker is making coffee. He sees the corner of Will's mouth curve upwards; he has locked on to a target

"Hey, you!" Will says, pointing at the assistant coming through the door. "Trick or treat?"

"Uh...treat?"

Will appears crestfallen. He hands the assistant a piece of candy in a colorful wrapper

The assistant smiles. "Thanks man, my blood sugar is actually pretty low right now." They toss the candy into their mouth and crunch down on it

The assistant opens their mouth. Blood, pieces of teeth, and a pebble with chipped paint hit the floor

"HA!" Will shouts, pointing a finger at their face. "YOU'VE BEEN TRICKED!"

As the assistant runs off, Wesker walks over, blowing on his coffee.

"Why do you bother asking, William? Isn't it always trick?"

"It's always trick. But it's much more fun when it's a surprise!"

#its always trick #halloween #william birkin #albert wesker #just silly little science guys #willbert #Wesker has a french press

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Hey William, would you like your daughter to follow in yours and Annette's footsteps or stay far away from your guys line of work?

"I'd much rather she land in a less stressful field. But if it was between the lab and retail, I'd have her in the lab in a heartbeat."

#asks! #william birkin #aint nobody like retail #I havent even worked retail in a decade but its the worst #Even though you learn how to fold clothes immaculately

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It's October 1st. The start of Wesker's least favorite month.

It's William's favorite. Every year he is seized with Halloween spirit, which is unsurprisingly the reason for Wesker's dislike of the month.

A Wesker walks into the lab. William is nowhere in sight.

There is, however, something off. A William-sized scarecrow is standing in the corner.

Wesker pivots and leaves the lab, letting the door close behind him. He stops the first research assistant that he sees.

"You. Who was that new doctor, the one with the crippling fear of scarecrows?"

"You mean Dr. Jacobs, the one with the pepperspray holster? Wasn't his whole family killed by an axe murderer dressed like a scarecrow or something like that?"

"Dr. Jacobs, that was it. Tell him he's needed in lab 1."

#not today satan #william birkin #wesker #its spooky season #Cleanup in lab 1 #willbert #albert wesker #october 1st #just silly little science guys

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Wesker is already in the lab when the doors slam open

William is breathless, sweaty, and panicking

"Whatever Annette says, please just go along with-"

Annette appears in the door behind him and immediately locks eyes with Wesker

"YOU," she says, pointing a finger accusatorily at him. "Did you tell Sherry that she could fly from the garage roof if she had wings?"

Wesker looks to Will. He looks more frightened than he has ever been, sweating bullets and practically eating his bottom lip

Wesker looks back to Annette

"I did."

Annette slaps Wesker across the face

His sunglasses fly off, clattering against a wall

A red handprint starts to appear on his cheek as the door closes behind a furious Annette

An apologetic William picks up Wesker's sunglasses and hands them back to him

"Sherry broke her arm this morning," Will explains. "And for the record, I said she could technically fly if she had the right wings."

#william birkin #wesker

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Uncle Will headcanon (per request)

William is ecstatic when he learns Wesker is a father

Even if he didn't learn about this until the day after the baby had already been born, when Wesker showed up to work one day with a newborn girl in tow

This was a very long day, with Will helping take care of the baby while they both worked

William was able to convince Wesker to let the baby stay at his house with Sherry and her top shelf babysitter while they were at the lab. Wesker agrees, since after all, he was the one who vetted this babysitter for Sherry.

Sherry is over the moon, telling everybody who will listen about her baby sister

Some days Wesker is still working when Will is able to make it home due to his double-life workload. These are the days Wesker dreads, as he never knows what Uncle Will is filling his daughter's head with

Sometimes Will has her doing silly things around the house to mess with him

Once he sent her home with a mullet and overalls, just to see the look of distaste on Wesker's face

It would be difficult for an outsider to see where one family starts and the other ends, as they are so closely melded together

#Okay but imagine Will and Wesker both having teenage girls at the same time #albert wesker #wesker #william birkin #headcanon