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May I have your attention please?
I’m bored with tumblr now. Thanks for all the fun and laughter. Sorry I couldn’t make it to 50 instalments of “Yi City Disaster Crew as Text Posts”. Also, “Xue Yang Retells…” on my sideblog @adventuresofmingyang will go unfinished. Sorry about that. It’s just way too time consuming.
I’ll be leaving my tumblr and sideblog untouched so you guys and anyone who might find them in the future can enjoy my comedic original content.
Bye!
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116. Trick or Treat
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Lesson: always give a treat.
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115. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Fourteen
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Dun dun duuuuun!!!!
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114. Soup
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Featuring the return of my basic level photoshop skills.
(This was inspired by a tiktok that I can’t find).
The final part of Dracula will be up soon. Sorry it’s been a while but things got busy.
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113. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Thirteen
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If you were Mina, whose blood would you drink first?
Dedicated to @illustriousellarious for going on a liking/reblogging spree on this blog.
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112. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Twelve
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The “country music loving” joke was brazenly stolen from Arrested Development. Watch the clip here.
Side note: In case there’s any confusion, I’ve changed the URL of my main blog from yumingyesfairy to @longlostcatlin (A catlin is a type of old fashioned scalpel).
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I’m @longlostcatlin in case you get confused.
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I tried to go back to my original name (duchessoforange) but someone else has taken it.
I decided to change my name and the look of my blog just because I needed a change, but that doesn’t mean I love Yu Mingye any less.
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111. Belated Birthday
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Well, Xue Yang is a fan of dick. I forgot to make a post on this loveable murder gremlin’s birthday on July 22*, but better two days late than never!
Glittery penis cake toppers can be found on Etsy.
*Apparently an unofficial date.
Back to Dracula later today.
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110. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Eleven
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Do you know how hard it is to make a still of Lan Zhan “sucking blood” from Wei Ying’s “breast” as per the book?!
I squeezed three monocle pops into this one. So proud of myself.
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109. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Ten
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I would like to formally apologise to both Liu Haikuan and Sadie Frost for what my terrible photoshop skills has done to them. I am so sorry.
Here’s the link explaining more about “bloofer” if you’re interested.
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108. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Nine
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I have no idea how Victoria cowboys talk, but I think I’m pretty near the mark.
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107. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Eight
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Sorry not sorry for my poor photoshop skills.
When Jiang Cheng Arthur is shocked, his monocle will pop out.
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106. Quick Interlude - Meaty.
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Don’t ask if you don’t want to know the answer.
Back to Dracula soon.
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105. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Seven
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Not much Yi City humour in this one, just trying to move the plot along.
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Holy shit! He’s doing an amazing job, I think the goths of Whitby would accept them into their fold. Thank you for this, I love it!!!!
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Goth Xiao Xingchen for @adventuresofmingyang - he's trying his best to fit in at Whitby
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104. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Six
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By Odin’s magnificent beard, this is gonna be a long retelling.
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103. Xue Yang Retells Dracula: Part Five
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Just a short one today guys. It’s a bit of an info dump on Captain Karen’s part.
This retelling is going to take longer than Macbeth - I’ve only covered the first seven chapters, and that’s abridging everything.
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