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The shopagopolis has the slogan "if it exists, it's here for less". Do you reckon they have to deal with customers being all annoying about them not having certain items in stock? Would it be one of those things people say to the cashier to be funny, but just makes you wanna die inside?
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Lloyd Allen wears this around the carnival
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YOUR LISTENING TO 17.6! THE NEW ALBION RADIO HOUR
[Do do doo do doo do do doooo]
WHERE WE PLAY STORIES! STUPID SONGS! AND DESTROY CITIES!
[Doo do do do do do doo]
THIS AINT YOUR AUGUST SKY PLAYHOUSE!
[and now we take you to a small morbid room-]
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my name is stringless oki dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair (that's how i got my name) that reaches my shoulders and icy red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me i look like the vampire armand (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) i'm not related to uncle raven but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie. i'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. i have pale white skin. i'm also a space vampire, and i go to a space planet called rhazzishouse where i'm the demon they worship (i'm ???). i'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly black. i love hot topic and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, a red bowtie and black combat boots. i was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. i was walking in my temple. we are in space so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. skyler stared at me. i put up my middle finger at him.
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get hajduked
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my name is stringless oki dementia raven way and i have long ebony black hair (that's how i got my name) that reaches my shoulders and icy red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me i look like the vampire armand (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!) i'm not related to uncle raven but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie. i'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. i have pale white skin. i'm also a space vampire, and i go to a space planet called rhazzishouse where i'm the demon they worship (i'm ???). i'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and i wear mostly black. i love hot topic and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, a red bowtie and black combat boots. i was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. i was walking in my temple. we are in space so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. skyler stared at me. i put up my middle finger at him.
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I fucking love the Floozy... she has so much self-confidence she underwent mitosis
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No thoughts just Lloydven and the daughters they kidnapped adopted
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Fun gender neutral namens to call your Partner:
Weak Little coward
Sad lost waif
Lovely jester
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So during the dinner party, Isabela tells Lloyd to give her a martini and we can assume he does so. However, he is the only one to noticed her pregnancy.
So either he shows his Edwardian era knowledge of biology (sorry Son Mi), or something that I find hilarious happens:
Isabela takes a sip of her drink. It's non-alcoholic. She locks eyes with Lloyd. She can't say anything about it with Raven around. Lloyd notices she's not saying anything about it, confirming what he suspected, and that Raven is likely involved. She knows that he knows that she knows that he knows: and neither can say a word about it yet.
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Stringless Oki didn’t have to go this hard but he did and here I am 😭😭😭
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Raven starts a swear jar at the carnival because "no one's allowed to teach his great granddaughter to curse"
Needless to say Han Mi is unamused
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han mi i will love you forever.
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Formerly @work-of-the-angels-never-stops Currently being very normal about stringless oki
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IF I AM SLAIN BY MY RECKLESS RESPITE I'LL HAVE KISSED AND HAVE FELT AND HAVE LIVED
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When the angel says "if I am slain by my reckless respite I'll have kissed and have felt and have lived" yes. Just yes.
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