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adamant-bloom · 8 hours
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"am I falling in love with this person" my brother in christ you're just not used to having friends you genuinely like.
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adamant-bloom · 16 hours
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adamant-bloom · 17 hours
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may i share with you the best video on the internet
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adamant-bloom · 17 hours
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POINT AND LAUGH
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adamant-bloom · 17 hours
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"Cheating's bad, okay?"
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adamant-bloom · 17 hours
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how?? just how?
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adamant-bloom · 17 hours
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Look at this goofy fucker pretending to be a writer. GET OUTTA HERE
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adamant-bloom · 18 hours
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adamant-bloom · 2 days
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Sam Reich is the only good CEO because he gets all his evil impulses out by being a dastardly mustache-twirling villain on his little game show, instead of getting into union busting or something
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adamant-bloom · 2 days
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Reblog to BITE prev
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adamant-bloom · 2 days
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Oxalá!!
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adamant-bloom · 2 days
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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adamant-bloom · 2 days
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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adamant-bloom · 3 days
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Ok so today I was on the bus with another trans guy and we were talking about how hard it is to get testosterone. The waiting lists, the price, all the doctors you have to go to, that kind of stuff. Except, we were calling it ’T’, like you do when you’re both closeted and in public.
Then suddenly the elderly lady sitting behind us was like ‘young men, either I’m going crazy or you both have never heard of supermarkets, they have shelves full of tea there! Do you need directions to one?’
To which my buddy starts to explain, because why not. ‘Well you see, we’re both trans, and… ’
The lady didn’t wait for him to finish his sentence. ‘Oh no, I don’t mind that at all! Now do you want to know how to get to a place that sells tea? I’m actually heading there right now!’
We let her take us to the supermarket. We let her show us, excitedly, where the tea was. We both bought loads.
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