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The thing about Odysseus is that he was so proud to be able to take all six hundred of his men through a horrific war and survive. And then he lets a cyclops live and he gets into the underworld and one of the first things he hears is the souls of his dead crew accusing him "558 men who died under your command". The baby he killed.
and then Polities shows up. telling him to lead from the heart because that's what he's been trying to tell Odysseus for so long. All of his regrets, all in one place to torment him
im not okay about this
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I know we all think Aziraphale is gonna come back from heaven dearly missing wine and food and good music but I think he's gonna come back and immediately crawl under a blanket because he is severely overstimulated by the fucking Big Light energy in heaven.
Those fluorescent overhead lights and the sheer brightness of this place absolutely do not mesh with the autisms, I mean look at his bookshop!! Dim and muted. Poor thing
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Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about
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"ruthlessness" is a devastating song, no argument, but just how devastating it is always gives me goosebumps when i listen to it. i love that jay understands that silence can be as powerful as sound, and that's what really drives the loss of his men home, for me.
think about it; 600 men on a dozen ships initially, so that's about 50 people per ship. the 43 men left are solely on odysseus's vessel.
the men screaming his name, the wind roaring, and suddenly, everyone is gone. the silence is so loud. so final.
it's not like they fell overboard, and are screaming for help in the waves. they're gone immediately, and the sudden silence is so chilling.
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its not a trend
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I got SoC from the library to reread the books.
I opened up the first page.
THIS FUCKING THING
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I FUCKING FORGOT IT STARTS LIKE THIS
WHO THE FUCK IS JOOST
AND WHY DOES HE GET THE RIGHT TO OPEN THIS BOOK OF GOLD
THIS MAN
DIES LIKE INSTANTLY
HE SHOWS UP ON LIKE ONE PAGE IN ANOTHER SCENE SOMEWHERE IN THE BOOKS AND HE DOESN'T EVEN GET NAMED
WHO THE FUCK IS JOOST
I WANT MY KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ GHAFA AND WYLAN VAN ECK AND JESPER FAHEY AND MATTHIAS HELVAR AND NINA ZENIK
FUCK OFF JOOST
WHO THE FUCK IS HE
WHERE DID HE FROM
where did he goost
where did he come from mustache-less joost
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Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat
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WIP of Penelope with her forever-unfinished shroud.
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Can we talk about how amazing Jorge’s mom can sing? Cause not only was it a heartbreaking moment, but her voice is so pretty too?!
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So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.
I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).
And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:
“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”
And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them
“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”
I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before
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ATTENTION
If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)
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Re: Jorge's most recent venture into the Underworld to look for Tiresias
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(EDIT: art is from wolfythewitch and doing-some-crime)
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started with “i keep thinking about the infant from that night”
ended with “and if i gotta drop another infant from a wall / in an instant so we don’t die / then i’ll become the monster”
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My sole reactions to The Underworld Saga
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UNDERWORLD SAGA SKETCHY BECAUSE THE BRAINROT HAS BEGUN I HEARD THE STREAM AND IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO DOODLE BECAUSE I CANT SCREAM [low sat below the cut cuz it’s the underworld]
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