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Hi! Maro anon. Heard Maro was retiring from the national team 😢 Here’s some thoughts on that. Big Bad Germans: “Friend leave?” Maro: “Friend leave.” German Babies: “Be just like Friend! Big Bad German Bulldoze! LOVE ball! Ball, ball, ball 🤩” Maro: “And Fancy Feet.” Big Bad German Babies: “Fancy Feet for Friend 🥹” Retired Big Bad Germans: “Friend join?” Maro: “Friend join!” Ball: “Friend leave?” Maro: “MY BALL! Friend NEVER leave ball.” Ball: “Friend 😍” Maro: “Friend 🥰”

Hi Maro Anon! I’ve missed you 😊

Maro will never leave ball! And she’ll still play fancy French ball, so it’s not leaving just yet 🥲

#Maro Anon #anonymous

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ADA IS BACK AGAIN AND SCORED ON HER FIRST TOCUH LETS GOOOOOOOO

#OL Feminin #Ada Hegerberg

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It’s been another seven months, but we’re finally going to see Ada play again today! 🥰

Missing Ada Hours (redux) are almost over!

#Ada Hegerberg #OL Feminin #UWCL #I am fully assuming she’ll come off the bench #and that I will cry #again #PLEASE STOP GOING AWAY FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS

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i love you sober friendly spaces i love you restaurants w mocktails on the menu i love you social events not hosted at bars i love you bringing non-alcoholic drinks to parties i love you shamelessly being sober so people know it’s accepted i love you not making fun of ppl who don’t drink i love you still inviting people who don’t drink to social events where ppl are drinking if u know they’re comfortable w it i love you normalizing not drinking

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What's the one book you love to recommend to people?

Ooh, this is kind of tricky! It depends on the person, and what they're comfortable with/interested in. So I'll share a couple of my go-tos that I recommend for different things/people!

One of the series that I absolutely love has some pretty strong content warnings, so I can't recommend that to just anyone. Girls of Paper and Fire is the first book, but I always tell people to look up the content warnings to make sure the books are safe for them.

Another book I love is The Priory of the Orange Tree, which is absolutely incredible but also really fucking long. So I wouldn't recommend it to people who don't have a ton of time or don't like long reads. But if you do, and magic and all that, go check it out! If you like magic and don't want something quite as long, the series Of Fire and Stars is another I love.

Girls Made of Snow and Glass or Spinning Silver is great for people who love fairy tales and want a new spin on old classics. Ash is also really good in that vein.

That's just a sampling of some of my favorite books, but there's so many I could go on forever! If you're interested in anything specific not mentioned here, I'm sure I could come up with something!

#anonymous #asks #books

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Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

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14 ☺️

#asks #answered #send me a number 1-100 and I’ll post my Spotify wrapped song!

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If you’re interested, send me a number between 1-100 and I’ll share the corresponding song on my Spotify wrapped.

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We've all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

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Hey people coming here from Twitter or tiktok?

Tagging your posts with unrelated trending tags doesn't "manipulate the algorithm" or whatever the fuck you do it for

It just clogs the tag with posts people don't care about and pisses them the fuck off

Tagging trending tags onto unrelated posts isn't something we do here and is actually against Tumblr etiquette

So for the love of Christ knock it the fuck off

We have a barely functioning search function. Don't fuck it up more

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The Midfield Maestro is staying until 2026 ❤️

#Sarah Zadrazil #FC Bayern Frauen #let’s fucking gooooooooo!

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if the official song for the first women's world cup hosted in latam isn't done by shakira i will burn down fifa's offices myself

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avatrice, an old married couple

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Ava: Would you still love me if I was the only girl in the world?

Beatrice: If you were the only girl in the world, I’d be dead.

#bless her #she's trying #Ava Silva #Sister Beatrice #Warrior Nun

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trying to explain warrior nun to someone

#yes #that's it #that's the show #also knives #and crossbows

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Ada’s coming back soon 😭

#Ada Hegerberg #Missing Ada Hours Redux #They're almost over

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Ava: we have a problem

Beatrice: no, YOU have a problem, i have an idiot who keeps making them

#Bea's right and she should say it