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Azriel: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Cassian: An optimist sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

Rhys: A realist sees a freight train.

Feyre: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Rhys, sitting in his office after Cassian, Azriel & Feyre get back from a sidequest.

Cassian: Why do treat us like children?

Rhys, exasperated: WHY?!?

Rhys, pointing at Azriel: YOU TRIED TO STEAL A PEGASUS!

Rhys, pointing at Cassian: YOU NEARLY JUMPED OFF A CLIFF WITH SHREDDED WINGS!

Rhys, pointing at Feyre: NOT TO MENTION PAINTING EVERY POSSIBLE SURFACE YOU COULD, INCLUDING ANCIENT TEXTS!

Rhys: AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK ME WHY????

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Hi your memes are very funny, but do mind if I ask what books you would recommend that have similar vibes to actor or fantasy romance , thank you for your time

Hey! I appreciate you asking and for your kind words on my meme craftsmanship lol.

If you've finished ACOTAR and are looking to stay in the SJM universe I would recommend reading Throne of Glass and the Crescent City series, I know that's the generic answer but I think that reading it helped me build the world in ACOTAR even more than it already was. What I wall say is that TOG was harder for me to get into, don't get me wrong, I loved it, but I feel like ACOTAR was a quick and easy read for me and TOG required me to do a little more mapping of characters, plot points and actually looking at the front map which I know isn't everyone's cup of tea. It also just feels a little more young adult to me, which I know is an unpopular opinion, but the characters are younger and SJM was younger when she wrote it.

Outside of the SJM universe I quite enjoyed thematically:

"Serpent & Dove" by Shelby Mahurin - it's about a witch and witch hunter who are married to one another with a good mix of romance and conflict with insane amounts of world building.

"The Cruel Prince" by Holly Black - If you want to stay in the world of the fae, it's the first book in The Folk of the Air series about a girl living in the world of faeries (another really popular one)

"An Enchantment of Ravens" by Margaret Rogerson - About a portrait artist and the autumn prince of the fae - it's gorgeously written

"Wintersong" by S. Jae-Jones - A young girl travels into the legend of the Goblin King to save her sister (a darker read)

For me, ACOTAR was such a joy to read because it was funny, and the conversations felt real! For more of that with the romance elements I would recommend:

"Bring Me Their Hearts" by Sara Wolf - Featuring a really witty and sarcastic protagonist who must bring the heart of a prince to her witch master

"A Promise of Fire" by Amanda Bouchet - it's part of the Kingmaker Chronicles with Greek myth as inspiration

If you're in the doldrums of the post ACOTAR life I hear you. ACOTAR was my entire world for the three months I was in Prythian. Hopefully this gives you a jumping off point for more good reads... but let me know if you find anything else you loved!!!

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Cassian: Assert dominance over your friends by kicking them in the face, and then giving them a little smooch on the forehead.

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Cassian: They can't make me admit the Summer Court exists, right? Legally, that's not allowed.

Cassian: Sure, if the Summer Court was REAL I'd say I liked it.

Cassian: But who's to say?

Azriel: Cassian, you've been to the Summer Court.

Cassian: And??

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Cassian: My friends have babies. And I don't do so well with them.

Cassian: Rhys has a two-year-old, Nyx.

Cassian: I really like him.

Cassian: He's a sweet kid.

Cassian: But I was over at his family's house for Solstice and Rhys had Nyx on his knee. The whole extended family was there.

Cassian: Any Nyx pointed at me and Rhys said "Do you know who that is? That's your Uncle Cassian."

Cassian: And I was like "Oh my gods, that's so sweet. I'm his Uncle Cassian".

Cassian: And then Nyx pointed at me and said, "Uncle Cassian has a penis."

Cassian: And all I said back was, "Oh, come on!"

Cassian: I thought that would be good. But then it just made it way worse.

Cassian: Cause it sounded like Nyx and I had an arrangement not to talk about it, and he had violated my trust.

Cassian: Like, Nyx had been like "Do you have a penis?" and I was like, "Yes I do, but you're a baby, so discretion is key."

Cassian: And the next day, Nyx goes, "He has a penis" and I go "Oh come on! Someone can't keep a secret!"

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Rhys: Okay, we are going to the Summer Court in three weeks.

Rhys: And I've just been informed that the owner of the business we are going to meet about only has one arm.

Rhys: Now I am telling you three weeks in advance, so that you will not freak out when you see that he only has one arm.

Rhys: Yes Cassian, you have a question?

Cassian: Yeah, how did he lose his arm?

Rhys: That's exactly what you won't ask.

Three weeks later.

Cassian, to the business man: So, how did you lose your arm?

Business man: Well I was born with only one arm.

Cassian: Nah.

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Nesta: You're an idiot.

Cassian: That's the charm.

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Feyre, talking to Lucien while in the Spring Court

Feyre: Hey, so listen, I was thinking that it might be a good idea if you and I formed an alliance.

Feyre: 'Cause of the whole Spring Court destruction thing? I think an alliance might be a good idea, you know. Help each other out.

Feyre: Do you want to form, an alliance, with me?

Lucien: Absolutely, I do.

Feyre: Good, good. Excellent, okay. Now we need to figure out who's vulnerable and who's protected...

Lucien, internally: At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Feyre does annoys me.

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Cassian: Rhys, Feyre, Azriel, Mor and I were all going down to the Winter Court.

Cassian: Rhys was driving, going down the street and we've been on the road for about three hours.

Cassian: In the distance, we see a McDonalds.

Cassian: And we get so excited, we start changing "McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!"

Cassian: And Rhys pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then he ordered one black coffee for himself. And kept driving.

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Rhys, sitting at his desk pinching the bridge of his nose while Feyre and Cassian stand across the room covered in black soot: I'd like to live through one week that's not a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

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Rhys: Alright Nyx, Azriel. Let's go over this one more time.

Rhys: If something breaks?

Azriel: We try to fix it before Feyre gets home.

Cassian: And if it doesn't work?

Nyx: We blame Uncle Cassian.

Cassian: Okay, what we're not gonna do-

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Cassian: I have a new hoodie.

Nesta: Wrong.

Nesta: We have a new hoodie.

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Cassian: Do you love Elain?

Azriel: Yeah, I do.

Cassian: Rhys! I told you I knew it! You owe me 100 coins!

Rhys: We all love Elain. You should've asked if he was IN love with her.

Azriel: I thought that was implied.

Rhys: ...

Cassian: ...

Rhys, looking straight at Cassian: Congrats Cassian, you just won 100 coins.

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Rhys: We all have our demons.

Varian, grabbing Amren: This one's mine!

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Tamlin: Rhys, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?

Rhys: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.

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Nesta: When is your date of birth?

Cassian: June 22nd.

Nesta: What year?

Cassian: Every year.

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