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[achillestiel]

Faking It  |  E  |  Word Count

Author: GhoulsnHalos  |  Artist: King-of-Moose

Actor Dean Winchester’s career has hit a roadblock. Offers for a juicy lead or series regular have dried up. Castiel Novak’s acting career is struggling to get off the ground. Despite critical acclaim for his latest role as the angelic lead in an upcoming urban fantasy show, offers aren’t flooding in. What happens when the pair agree to their managers’ scheme of a three-month fake relationship to push them further into the media spotlight? It is only three months of joint public appearances pretending to fall in love in front of the cameras, right? They’re both actors. They play at make-believe for a living. It can’t be that hard to pull off, can it? Besides, what could possibly go wrong?

For a second, Castiel thinks the million-dollar, boxer-dropping grin that follows is for him. Then reality hits again.

“Thank you.”

He doesn’t know what else to say without making an even bigger assbutt of himself than he already has.

An unrecognizable emotion flashes across Dean’s features.

“Besides, we don’t have to do what they’ve scheduled all the time. We’re big boys, we can do whatever we like.” “

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Pairings: Dean/Cas (Sam/Rowena)

Warnings: No warnings apply

Tags: Fake relationship; idiots falling in love; misunderstandings; Rowena’s fake relationship counselling services

#fake dating fake dating fake dating #deancas fic rec

[achillestiel]

i am no good nor evil, simply i am and i have come to take what is mine

i am here now, as you run from me still

run then, child, you can't hide from me forever

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kinda inspired by @hornystiel's piece

#respectfully on my knees #castiel fanart

[achillestiel]

Dear Father  |  Explicit  |  68,253

Author: Salamitsunami1 | Artist: dolgoyangi

It’s 1973, and it’s the middle of spring, and each passing day is warmer than the one before it. The troops are returning from Vietnam in droves, and the American shores they stumble upon are just a little more accepting of homosexuality than the ones they left all those years ago. But Father Castiel Novak has never even stepped foot out of Salvation, let alone out of the Midwest, and as the only priest in this very small town, he’s determined to remain in the closet until his very last breath. 

Things take a turn when Salvation’s newest resident confesses to having urges for other men. Dean Winchester wastes no time in asserting himself as both intolerably arrogant and an ungodly temptation, and Castiel’s only defense is to keep his distance. Despite his best efforts, a friendship still ensues, and it’s a very slippery slope then, with things going from bad to worse when Dean offers his self-proclaimed good hands to help bring Castiel’s family home back to life.

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Pairings: Dean/Cas (Dean/Tessa, Dean/Benny)

Warnings: period-typical homophobia, background character death, religious imagery and symbolism.

Tags: Priest!Cas, Mechanic!Dean, Alternate Universe – Human/1970s.

#fuuuuck #i need this like i need air #deancas fic rec

[achillestiel]

Today I sat on my kitchen floor and watched the tumble dryer go round for, like, 15 minutes while making up an elaborate saga about my grey hoodie having an affair with my jeans.

Now would be a good time for Jackles to do s16. Just saying.

#in my defence #my daughter is OBSESSED with the tumble dryer #and plonking her chair in front of it is the only way to keep her happy while i wash up #personal

[achillestiel]

eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together

#things i want now

[achillestiel]

We need a Destiel kiss in whatever spn thing Jensen ends up making.

“But I don’t want to kiss a man,” Jensen says.

Well, you should’ve thought about that before you decided to play Dean Winchester because HE kisses men and HE is in love with Castiel. Now, get out there and do right by him.

[achillestiel]

me when i take 1000000000 frame by frame screenshots of my favorite character doing literally anything

[achillestiel]

if ur in a tough situation and don't know what to do immediately escalate to violence. follow me for more life advice ❤️

[achillestiel]

i wear your grandmas clothes... i look incredible...! - unknown

[achillestiel]

the straightest film made for a lgbtq+ audience is call me by your name

the most lgbtq+ film made for a straight audience is mama mia

thank you for coming to my TED talk

#i was valid for this #in my notes

[achillestiel]

not gonna lie Andrew, this hurt

#prev #.....its a joke #i literally posted this as a joke

[achillestiel]

not gonna lie Andrew, this hurt

#dont tell me what to do #fleabag #andrew scott

[achillestiel]

How funny is it that Supernatural wanted to replace Castiel with Anna as the angel to guide Dean through the Apocalypse. And Dean and hers romance would parallel that of Sam and Ruby's. But Cas was too popular. And beloved. So they killed Anna and left Cas. And so Cas and Dean's relationship ended up paralleling Sam and Ruby's roman-- [gunshots]

#i think about this a lot #a lot a lot

[achillestiel]

me @ jensen when s16 news drop: Do you make Destiel kiss? Have you made Destiel kiss? Will you make Destiel kiss? When will you make Destiel kiss?

[achillestiel]

now the world is only white noise, frequencies that i can't understand

i don't know how i'll ever break this curse, maybe i'll set fire to the whole place

[achillestiel]

Wouldn’t It Be Nice |  E  |  74,668

Author: Casloveshisfreckles | Artist: KitShay

Dean Winchester is living his best life. Content and thriving as a private chef in the Hampton’s for a prestigious couple, Chuck and Naomi Novak, and their son Michael. Asked back for his fourth summer in a row, Dean’s more than ready to tackle his daily to-do lists to keep his kitchen stocked and his meals fresh. With a paycheck good enough to cover Sam’s tuition and room and board included, Dean thinks he’s got it made, another easy summer doing what he loves best, cooking.

Until the Novak’s youngest son Castiel shows up and turns everything upside down. Sure, Dean has no trouble navigating a kitchen, but when it comes to a carefree, handsome wild card and matters of the heart, he may lose all sense of direction.

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Pairings: Dean/Cas, Benny/Andrea, Chuck/NaomiWarnings: No Major Warnings

Tags: Dean POV, Chef!Dean, Artist!Cas, friends with benefits, secret, relationship, angst with a happy ending

#*grabby hands* #deancas fic rec

[achillestiel]

#EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME??????? #jess im gonna yell about this in our hoe gc kay??