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No like I genuinely have no clue how any of you ended up here with me. How long have I been mutuals with any of you? Time is meaningless and I have an honest inability to form memories, next question

Me and the mutuals I pulled by posting every deranged thought I have

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There are no stupid questions

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I present my cat for runners up consideration

He is an A class burglar (he broke into my house and decided for me I was keeping him)

Top 5 cats, go (if you have time, no pressure whatsoever)

1- My cat

2- My friend's cat (Theobaldo)

3- Hello Kitty

4- J-san

5- My aunt's cat (Sansão)

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Well now we're just obviously holding hands

meow

meow

m e o w

M E O W

(I tried to replicate a cat screaming at a door, but instead of a door its whatever the tumblr inbox divider is)

*does not have opposable thumbs either and is unable to open the door*

*just fucking keeps bumping the door with my face hoping it'll open anyways*

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Me when I have a crush: Hey we've been friends for a while and I think I'm starting to feel some romantic feelings. Maybe we could do some romantic things. But if you don't want to that's okay.

Me when I have a squish: Here's some anonymous love mail because I can't tell you how much I love you with my face. Please don't kill me.

#no god this is absolutely true

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

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I have to leave the completely dark room and go back to where all the lights are on (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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Ice is amazing, I love ice, can I marry ice?

#this has absolutely nothing to do with ice allowing me to stand up without feeling the need to puke #meds do nothing but slap some ice on my head and its good to go #and by good to go i mean i can stand again not that ny headache is gons

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I'm fully aware why they don't let you turn off all the lights in a hospital laboratory, the safety issues do actually make sense to me, but I feel like I should be allowed to turn off all the lights anyways, as a treat (I'm trying not to throw up, god they're so bright, why am I here and didn't call off???)

#migraine #i hate it here #like currently #its normally fine but id be willing to do despicable things to make my head stop hurting #unfortunately the best I'd probably able to do at the moment is squint really hard at someone #but regardless

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meow

meow

m e o w

M E O W

(I tried to replicate a cat screaming at a door, but instead of a door its whatever the tumblr inbox divider is)

*does not have opposable thumbs either and is unable to open the door*

*just fucking keeps bumping the door with my face hoping it'll open anyways*

#how did we end up here Ro? 😂 #roleplaying as cats was not on my 2024 bingo card #but im enjoying it too much to stop

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first 

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes 

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly 

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant) 

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog! 

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks. 

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims) 

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small lizard

#😌 #he is smol

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me when i fuckin uhhh

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Saddest thing ever is reading an academic paper about a threatened or declining species where you can tell the author is really trying to come up with ways the animal could hypothetically be useful to humans in a desperate attempt to get someone to care. Nobody gives a shit about the animals that “don’t affect” us and it seriously breaks my heart