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the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

tips for your first time

#im putting this on my extra spam blog too bcs its important

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How the Geneva Drive (the mechanical step that makes the second hand on a clock work by turning constant rotation into intermittent motion) works.

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programmer in a movie: wow this code is so perfect. so elegant. it works exactly as intended. it can run without human interference. no, human interference would ruin it.

programmer in real life: when i tested this code it worked fine but when we tried using it for its intended purpose it only worked when we fiddled around with it until it was half useless redundancies and when i balanced this sock puppet just so on top of the computer. but it still doesn't work when jennifer is in the room so the code might be sexist? considering throwing it all out and trying again but at this point it might just be easier to ask jen to wear a fake mustache to work from here on.

#posts that have 10k. to me

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me: *says some shit*

someone: do you care to elaborate on that?

me: 

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Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

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IF I COULD BURN THIS TOWN I WOULDNT HESITATE TO SMILE WHILE YOU SUFFOCATE AND DIE

#tw caps #tw choke #tw suffocation #tw arson #tw death #choke #choke idkhow #idkhbtfm #idkhow

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Some pride friendship bracelet patterns.

Demisexual, Asexual, Agender, Demigirl. Will add more soonish. Can also add end result photos. Should I add the knot variations and how to do them?

(I took some patterns off of friendship-bracelets.net and edited them for more stripes and changed the colours for the respective flags. Some were edited more than others. I don't believe I'm doing anything wrong posting these as mine since I did technically make them, but I can link the original ones if needed.)

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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hey just a heads up/warning for those of you who don’t do well dealing with the heavy subjects or videos portraying violent acts, sandyhook promise has a new gun violence school shooting PSA that is probably going to be going viral and is slated to play on television and in AMC movie theaters and it’s pretty heavy, especially at the end. I know it’s a topic that needs to be discussed but it’s not a video that everyone will be able to watch, so just a warning for those of you that might not be able to handle it.

#tw school shooting #tw school #tw gun #tw gun mention #tw blood mention #tw #tw breakdown #tw anxiety

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Literally nothing makes me happier than the idea of hunting Elon Musk for sport. I am completely serious. The thought actively brings joy to my day.

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Reblog If Your Blog Is Safe For

Transgender people

Homosexual people

Bisexual people

Genderfluid people

Asexual people

Pansexual people

Autosexual people

Demisexual people

Bigender people

Agender people

Polysexual people

Straight people

Cisgender people

Straight allies of the lgbtqpiad community

ANYONE

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#home alone

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((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

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Having Ehlers Danlos Syndrome sometimes feels about the equivalent of being composed of jello and wet spaghetti. Nothing stays where its supposed to. Literally every single cell in the body is floppy, so fingers are definitely an issue for many of us. I can almost guarantee that for the majority of us, writing is not only slow and painful but nearly impossible at times. FIne motor skills? What even are those? An EDSer surely doesn’t have any of those. Even typing which is far easier than writing, is painful and daunting at times. But last year I joined the population of shiny zebras by getting fitted for a set of Silver Rings Splints and they are beyond magical.

For those of you who have not heard of The Silver Ring Splint Company, they are a company that custom makes finger splints that look like elegant pieces of jewelry. Don’t believe me? Well I can’t even tell you how many compliments I’ve received for them. Nobody even suspects that they might possibly be medical. But more importantly, they work amazing! I still have hand pain and finger dislocations when performing fine motor skills and writing is definitely not something I look forward to but I have saved myself thousands of painful dislocations, I can open doors easier, type faster, write longer and hold objects in my hands without looking like an alien from a sic-fi movie. With the rings on my fingers actually look like fingers rather than tentacles!

The company is also family owned and the people are so sweet and helpful!

If you are having trouble with hand pain, clumsiness and dislocations please check out this amazing company!

http://www.silverringsplint.com

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Kevin is the real villian in Home Alone

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Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.