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YES! YOU HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I'VE SAT DOWN AND PULLED MY CHAIR IN! (WELL YOU SHOULD PUSH MY CHAIR IN BUT... I SUPPOSE THAT CAN WAIT A FEW YEARS. REALISTICALLY) ONCE IVE SAT DOWN WE SAY SOMETHING NICE TO EAHCOTHER AGAIN AND THEN WE EAT

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

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CLOSE ENOUGH- WAIYT WAIT WAIT!

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

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THATNK YOU SON YOU AR A NATURAL. NOW, UOU CANT REACH MY ARM SO HOLD OUT YOUR ARM, BEND IT AT THE ELBOW LIEK A GENTLEMAN DOES AND WALK ME DOWN THE CORRIDOOR TO THE DINING ROOM. THEN WHEN WE GET TO THE TABLE YOU CAN PULL OUT MY SEAT FOR ME. UNDERSTAND?

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

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EXCELLENT. YOU LOOK VERY HANDSOME. NOW COMPLIMENT ME

@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

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@skekguf SON I HAD A PLAN TO TEACH YOU HOW TO BE A GENTLEMAN AND I HAD AYUK MAKE US DINNER THEN I FORGOT BUT I HAVE REHEATED IT BY PUTTING IT IN A BIG BUCKET AND HANGING IT DOWN THE VOLCANO HOLE SO COME WITH ME I AM GOING TO EDUCATE YOU. PLEASE PUT ON THE CLOTHES I MADE YOU WEAR LAST TIME BEFORE I FORGO

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LET THE DIARHEA BE IN MY PAST AS MUCH AS IT IS IN MY FUTURE

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EVERY NOW AND AGAIN I LOG IN TO THIS WEBSITE AND SEE THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKING POSTS ABOUT ME SUFFERING WITH TERRIBLE DIARHEA THAT I MADE LIKE A YEAR AGO I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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@skekguf SON, PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. YES, I KNOW, THEY'RE A BURDEN. BUT STILL, THIS IS AN IMPORTANT OCCASION SO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES. WE'RE GOING TO DINNER AND I AM GOING TO TEACH YOU SME IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS

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THANK YOU GOURMAND PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TWO SMALL BOWLS OF LARD WITH THE SOUP SERVING.

YESTDERYA WAS THE DAY OF HUAMN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND SEEING AS THINGS ARE A BIT FROSTY FOR ME THIS YEAR I HAVE KEPT WUIET BUT THEN I WAS THINKING 'WHY DO MY STRUIGLES HAVE TO BE MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS STRUGGLES' SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD PASS ON SOME KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU @skekguf

@gourmand-ramsey I RECQUORE A DINNER FOR TWO PREPARED FOR THIS EVENING, ALL MY BOYS FAVOURITES THINGS. I AM GOING TO TEAH HIM HOW TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AT A MEAL

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THAT'#S THE ONE, I ONLY CARE ABOUT YOU GUYS STUFF WHEN IT INTERESTS ME OTHERWISE ITS YOUR PROBLEM

YESTDERYA WAS THE DAY OF HUAMN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND SEEING AS THINGS ARE A BIT FROSTY FOR ME THIS YEAR I HAVE KEPT WUIET BUT THEN I WAS THINKING 'WHY DO MY STRUIGLES HAVE TO BE MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS STRUGGLES' SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD PASS ON SOME KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU @skekguf

@gourmand-ramsey I RECQUORE A DINNER FOR TWO PREPARED FOR THIS EVENING, ALL MY BOYS FAVOURITES THINGS. I AM GOING TO TEAH HIM HOW TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AT A MEAL

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I WOULDNT KNOW ANUYTHING ABOUT THAT AND IF I DID KNOW I WOULDNT KNOW. DONT EVBEN TALK TO ME ABOUT IT. ANYWAY, YES, I THINK THAT HE SHOULD KNOW HOW TO BE A GENTLESKEK SO THAT HE CAN GARNER RESPECT AND APPEAL TO ONLY THE MOST WORTHY PARTNERS. LIKE ME

YESTDERYA WAS THE DAY OF HUAMN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND SEEING AS THINGS ARE A BIT FROSTY FOR ME THIS YEAR I HAVE KEPT WUIET BUT THEN I WAS THINKING 'WHY DO MY STRUIGLES HAVE TO BE MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS STRUGGLES' SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD PASS ON SOME KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU @skekguf

@gourmand-ramsey I RECQUORE A DINNER FOR TWO PREPARED FOR THIS EVENING, ALL MY BOYS FAVOURITES THINGS. I AM GOING TO TEAH HIM HOW TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AT A MEAL

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SOEMTJING TO REMEMBER ABOUT LOVE GTHE DAY AFTER THE HUMAN HOLIDAYS IS THAT IT IS NOT ALWAYS EASY AND IT IS NOT ALWAYS DFUN. SOMETIMES IT IS SITTING DOWN AND HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT SOMETHING REALLY HARD AND WORKING IT THROUGH, AND SOMETIMES IT IS RECOGNISING THAT YOU CANT JUST HAVE FUN ENCOURAGING THE WORST ASPECTS OF EACHOTHER BECAUSE OCXASIONALLY THAT MAKES YOUR LIFE HAR,D, AND SOMETIMES IT MEANS HAVING SEX WITH SOME RANDOM GIY BECAUSE HYOUR PARTNER SAID SO AND NOW TYOU AHVE TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. ROMANCE IS FUN BUT GIVE IT A FEW HUNDRED UEARS AND IT BECOMES A WORK OF ITS OWN

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YESTDERYA WAS THE DAY OF HUAMN LOVE OR SOMETHING AND SEEING AS THINGS ARE A BIT FROSTY FOR ME THIS YEAR I HAVE KEPT WUIET BUT THEN I WAS THINKING 'WHY DO MY STRUIGLES HAVE TO BE MY BEAUTIFUL BOYS STRUGGLES' SO I THOUGHT I SHOULD PASS ON SOME KNOWLEDGE FOR YOU @skekguf

@gourmand-ramsey I RECQUORE A DINNER FOR TWO PREPARED FOR THIS EVENING, ALL MY BOYS FAVOURITES THINGS. I AM GOING TO TEAH HIM HOW TO BEHAVE APPROPRIATELY AT A MEAL

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[skekOs] I have something that I wish to tell you, Lord General. If you would permit me to do so, That Is...

OH NO..... WHAT

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OK I DONT REALLY CARE

[skekOs] I have something that I wish to tell you, Lord General. If you would permit me to do so, That Is...

OH NO..... WHAT

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ITS A REALLY EASY QYESTION IT TOOK LIKE ONE OF MY BRAIN MUSCLES

Skekvar what is death?

THE OPPOSITE OF LIFE

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OK SUYRE. LOOK, IT'S OBVIOUS YOU WANT ME TO ASK OR SOMETHING. ITS OK FOR YOU TO NEED MY APPROVAL. JUST ASK FOR IT

[skekOs] I have something that I wish to tell you, Lord General. If you would permit me to do so, That Is...

OH NO..... WHAT