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did u see them btw...

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boy are you peter griffin

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Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

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I love huskies. I'd never get one.

but I love them.

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albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

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EVERYBODY DO THE WENIS 🕺 THE WENIS IS A DANCE 💃 EVERYBODY IS A GENIUS 🧠 WHO KNOWS IT IN ADVANCE 👯

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been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now

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OP made this post unrebloggable but me and my bf made this meme in a fit of obsession and it had to be shared

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#making the bed #I can do that it’s no big deal

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Rain frogs (by Hana Lion)

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This starts out as a nice gesture, then quickly becomes absolutely ridiculous.

1,024 dice. Man.

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