"if the private sector poisons your water supply get it somewhere else" is absolute nonsense.
i was in my libertarian era at one point on this app. i want to apologize and also inform that i have gained empathy and common sense
0 notes
310 notes
·
View notes
Me on my deathbed: I loved… *borat voice* my life (closes my eyes and shits myself to the ethereal realm of the heavens)
12K notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
9K notes
·
View notes
Hocus Pocus (1993)
dir. Kenny Ortega
27K notes
·
View notes
if after last night's episode I don't see a rise in smut fanfics about this man right here, I will sue this entire hell site.
4K notes
·
View notes
fanfiction is so wild cause im like…..ugh im not in the mood to read a book…..i’ll just read an 82k word fic instead……
217K notes
·
View notes
And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!
73K notes
·
View notes
The cheap Halloween vampire fangs stay ON during sex
108K notes
·
View notes
Not the same as it was indeed.
110 notes
·
View notes
Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking
97K notes
·
View notes