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the more years go by, the more depressing this post gets

the world: *is going to shit*

me: Desmond Miles did not die for this

#i posted this in 2018!! and it only got worse!! #desmond miles

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#periodic reblog because uhhhh #because. #ezio auditore

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Meme redraw time

#ezioleo

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I think ubisoft forgot that desmond was a bartender in Manhattan. Realistically, when William hit desmond, desmond should have turned around and knocked the mf OUT

#this is a very good point actually #desmond miles

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#me in 50 years

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friendships are temporary, the unhealthy obsession you had with a fictional character when you were 12 is forever

#it's been 14 fucking years #ezio auditore

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Some modern au Maria doodling !

Cut off/disowned by her parents and had some rough run ins making ends meet for Robert de Sable (now an ex) but they got Altaïr and Malik now :))

#that's. that's exactly me and my husband...... #maria thorpe #altair ibn la'ahad #art

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Of course Ezio is going to have wrist and hand and arm pains. He wasn't trained in the art of the assassins -- he isn't used to their weapons. He's brawled with his fists and wielded a rapier (as was common for nobles at the time) but the robes are heavy on shoulders used to thin cottons and the bracers awkward and clumsy on his wrists. The flick of the hidden blade is foreign, and he has no-one to teach him the proper use until he is taken in by Mario. The heavy swords and maces and spears require so much force, and Ezio has always been a quick, lithe sort of fighter, filled with trickery and mischief instead of bludgeoning trauma

He does not know the right exercises to soothe strained muscles. Does not know what cramping to expect, and he is not used to running and leaping and diving in cumbersome robes and a hood that obscures his vision

Of course he is in pain. Of course he aches and cramps and curls up in a ball where nobody can see him as he tries to will away the persistent hurt. His body wasn't trained for this. Wasn't made for this. But he is forced to adapt anyway, and change everything about himself from the inside out. Would you not suffer from that too

#thanks op. a sniper hit would've done less damage #ezio auditore

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Okay, we've all heard abt Desmond accidentally calling Shaun "Leo" or "Malik" and Shaun freaking out. And that's fun and all, but allow me to propose:

- A very tired Desmond called Rebecca "Claudia," and Rebecca's heart melted a little.

- Shaun brough Desmond some tea after a long session in the Animus, and he said, "Thank you, Shay." It took Desmond a good ten seconds to realize why everyone was staring.

- William was being Awful as per usual, and Desmond snapped in a perfect English accent. "Charles, control yourself or I'll have to ask you leave." The resulting explosion was heard from Abstergo headquarters.

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT THEY ARE SMOKING absolute DICK this shit brazy

#ubisoft suck me off. just suck me off #greedy ass motherfuckers

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This is just Yusuf and Ezio in a modern AU

#ezio auditore #yusuf tazim #assassin's creed #assassin's creed 2 #assassin's creed brotherhood #assassin's creed revelations #sofia's words

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‘I… I don’t know who to trust anymore.”

@nebulacrum the latest chapter of Valzer Sentimentale had me going insane.

#hmm. that is some Good Shit op #ezio auditore #leonardo da vinci #art

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Me playing today:

#forget what i said in the last post. i have SO MUCH to say #basim ibn ishaq

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oh man, what a sad feeling to realise i am running out of things to say about these games

#seeing ac content still makes me smile but a lot of the time that's it. no neuron jumpstart. no visuals and scenarios bouncing against my #brain's boundaries fighting to get out in one form or another #i am running out of words. out of ideas. out of energy. #not that it won't replenish. it always does. and i know i'll be 87 and talking about ezio still #but it's such a weird feeling. to just smile. #sofia's words #vent #ish? #i'm so tired. so burned out

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mutual 1: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 2: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 3: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 4: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 5: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good mutual 6: god i sure wish this thing i think about 24/7 was good

#assassin's creed

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Trailing fingers over the spines of books is actually the sexiest thing a guy can do (this post is about malik)

#you know what op? you are absolutely right #malik al sayf

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Do you ever think about what it must be like to relive the memories of your ancestors and experience the emotions they experienced? Do you ever think about Desmond going to Italy and being hit by waves of nostalgia for a place he's never been himself but Ezio's hold is so strong on him he cannot help weeping at a picture of the Auditore home? Did he ever wake up in the dead of night wracked with grief over the death's of people he's only ever seen in another man's memories? When he comes back from the memory of Malik's death does he feel the loss just as heavily as Altair did?

Is this what the bleed does to you? Is this how it sends you mad, little by little, in the same manner as the artefacts of Eden? - Burdened with knowledge you were never meant to have