permit office is kinda horror
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It's 2031, and Hermitcraft Season 15 has just started.
DocM77 has created a machine that adds a new dimension. Zero mods, no resource packs, just redstone and glitches. He is using Netherite blocks for his redstone circuits.
JimmySolidarity joined two seasons ago, and has died first every time. He is very careful this season, but other Hermits kill him first on purpose.
TangoTek has built Decked Out 4 in the End. It is roughly four times the size of the main island, and the dragon has been captured and sealed in an obsidian box so that it will make a cool sound effect in one specific room.
SMajor joined five days ago, and he has already been in a fan-favourite duo with half the server. His Ao3 tag has quadrupled in size, and his tumblr tag is full of art vaguely shipping him with just about anyone with a face.
Pearl has been a landscaper, a janitor, a postmaster, an accountant, a bus driver, and a librarian. Running out of public service jobs, she has started showing up at people's houses in real life with teas and coffees. No one's sure how she gets there.
Etho's tissue box has finally disintegrated, and everyone is excitedly recommending him mic stands. He is trying to hide the fact that he has put an exact copy of the box in its place already.
Zombie Cleo has become so adept at manipulating armor stands that they can perfectly recreate literally anything. Including things that by all rights should not exist. New viewers occasionally complain about lovecraftian nightmares and mental issues after seeing them. Cleo and their older viewers laugh like it's an inside joke.
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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My one and only screenshot of Grian shooting Skizz
[26] i love how highlight on gem makes it look like he has a real gun
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they mean everything to me
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false's shock of horror seeing iskall's build for the first time has me in actual tears
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[22] HERMITCRAFT × GAMERS OUTREACH
Donation Campaign - Join the Hermits fundraising for Gamers Outreach!
Hermitcraft Auction - Join the Hermits in fundraising for Gamers Outreach by bidding on items put up for auction by the Hermits!
GAMERS OUTREACH CHARITY STREAM & AUCTION - APRIL 6/7
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