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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness

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"mid" wife?.....ha, ha......no such thing.

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hal wilkerson and his evil twin

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i hate this sites music taste so much its literally Racism The Music Taste site. you guys dont like rap you dont like jazz you dont like country you dont like blues you dont like ska you dont like reggae you cannot CONCEPTUALIZE listening to foreign artists you dont even know what turbofolk is you cant conceive of music existing out of anglosphere you think that mcr is punk and its the end-all of definition of "punk" for you i hate everyone here like WHAT music do you people even listen to what the fuck is left

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I swear how do I know ZERO celebrities. You guys always talk about famous people and I have no idea who the hell you’re talking about but then it turns out they’re the most well known and liked person on earth right now

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american bbq cook out

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#woy #ah fuck he's daed

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its like hes reacting to his own height

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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

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FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

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kidklok

#metalocalypse

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Effeminate dentist: You need to brush more on your gums-- hold on why am I "effeminate?" What? I'm literally just a normal dentist. A masculine one, even.

Me: (struggling to speak through the dentist's fingers) youw weren't shupposhed to shee that

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#whoever wrote this confession PLEASE POST IT i need to read it now omg

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there needs to be a jesus on the cross emoji that i can use any time i have to go to work in an hour

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"