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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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It was not a threat, it was a promise. A promise that he had followed through on in the past

going to work 😌

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#Rick Astley backwards and I still didn't expect it

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due to downsizing there is only one door which has a 50/50 chance of getting you where you need to be

due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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Gender, like sexuality, is a spectrum. So you can be anywhere on those axes. And as thus, I have grounds to tell you that, out of two people, one is gayer.

"How many genders are there" legitimately I think there are as many genders as there are people on earth, you can be a boy but is your version of boy 100% identical to any other boy?

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compilation

#the masochism of these balls is nature #nurture #or #self destructive behavior

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Western press: “but, hey, this still isn’t ethnic cleansing or genocide.”

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Now, there are two packets of cigarettes open. That implies that someone else was smoking with you and doesn't like your taste, or, you are mixing flavours. I can't tell which is more depressing

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

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That bug will definitely stop a bullet

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

#boss music

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I'm hoping for some pulley systems as well. Automatic doors are a tad too boring.

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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Just a reminder that Free Palestine doesn't end with a ceasefire.

Gaza is in rubble and will have to be rebuilt. Gaza would still be a concentration camp where there's a lack of clean water and food allowed in. The west bank would still be filled with settlers and settler based violence.

Gaza had the mean age of 18 before this attack. People lost their everything, you don't just recover from that.

A Free Palestine ends once there is a true ceasefire. One the apartheid "state" of israel is no more.

Once Palestinians can go from the Jordan River to the Mediterranean Sea, Palestine will truly be free. Edit: Here are some learning sources

Daily click:

Free documentary about Gaza's Fight For Freedom:

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Now hear me out: it's gonna mean something along the lines of "when something improbable happens in an austere manner".

#warframe #rell #polls #tumblr polls #random polls

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Y'know, if a formerly well-behaved straight A student suddenly starts almost not passing their classes and crying all the time and getting into trouble, maybe the default conclusion from every authority figure should not be that they are lazy and simply need to pull themselves together. Maybe instead you should give them stimulants or HRT or let them kill their parents and see if one of those three things resolves the issue.

#this is too me #mental health #transgender #get out of my head

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hiring a wizard to break whatever curse is holding henry kissingers shitty body together and laughing with childish glee as he instantly collapses into individual limbs like a lego character

#i am become death #hirer of wizards #killer of Kissinger

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What the Flippers actually happened

#250 likes #tumblr milestone