Tiffanie Debartolo, God-Shaped Hole
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"You sure drive a hard bargain."
"Oh and by the way… summoning him would unseal him from you. With your seal, it would result in instantaneous death to be separated. No matter what you do, what you try, I can kill you at any second.”
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"Maybe I should just kill ya instead. You suck."
"Go right ahead. I have a Summoning Contract with Chōmei."
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"Screw you, old man. How'd you like it if I became a missing-nin...?"
"And as a result, you are forbidden from living in a house."
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"Well, that stinks for you, doesn't it?"
"That guy that took over after I went rogue must have done this. I had to leave Taki for personal reasons and then I was forced to join Akatsuki. Now I’m back to continue getting revenge on this village for bringing all this pain into my life."
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"Hey, who's decision was it that it's sealed inside me to begin with, huh?"
"Chōmei deserves so much better than to be imprisoned in you. I would kill you for the sake of rescuing him."
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fu is cheerful but seeing as she was essentially seen as a burden her whole life, its hard to remain that way and keep a cool head. she knows its for the best that she act that way but if even slightly put off she'll act out. no surprises if she smiles in your face and tells you to jump off a bridge
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"The fact that no one's buried ya six feet under just for being a thorn in their side amazes me, not gonna lie."
"The fact that you are biologically older than 10 amazes me. You’re like the Yondaime Mizukage with that reverse aging bullshit."
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"I'm 19, what's it look like, oldie-bags?"
"I am 149 years old. The numbers stop mattering after a certain amount of time. I just remember because I’m cursed with an eidetic memory. What about you? You’re certainly older than your appearance."
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"The effort? I think it takes more effort to force yourself down, buddy..."
"But no, I haven't... Are y'all usually not this grumpy?"
❝ It’s really not worth wasting the effort.
—— You haven’t met many Konoha shinobi, have you? ❞
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"Hmm, I wouldn't say totally despised, but people don't seem to enjoy my company much. But, hey! At least I'm not a billion years young."
"Aren’t you in the same position of being despised by Takigakure?"
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"Aren't you that one old guy no one likes?"
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MESSES UP FORMATTING 59 TIMES
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"Hey, don't be that way. It's not like I have anyone to give the information to, I'm just curious! What kind of person doesn't like showing off their skill?"
"Sorry. I am not one to give away trade secrets so easily."
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"Yeah, yeah, dude. Thanks for the compliment on my wings though."
"...Hey, since I showed you my favorite jutsu, you should show me yours!"
"Well in flesh and bone, you are human. I do not debate that you are insect in spirit; that is not something I can debate."
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"You're really stubborn! I'm an insect, I tell ya! Maybe not in flesh and bone, but more in soul and spirit..."
"A clever jutsu. However, you are still human, despite the wings. You lack the other parts that insects have. While I admire your wings, I will say that it is a shame they make you such a large target."
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Fu gave a short, high pitched sigh, and took a couple more steps back. She spun her swarthy body around, her mint hair a blur. When she was facing him once again, her wings had unfolded. They were solid, really there. No mind tricks.
"I am an insect, see?! Well, sorta."
Terrifying, if this wasn’t an Aburame, who were almost incapable of feeling fear. That, and being that close meant it would be extremely easy to just summon insects inside of her.
"Technically, you are a human. Your moniker may give you an insect affinity, but you are still biologically human."
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