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aren't i a tough nut to crack :)
micah 21 Alias "The happy smiler." Im versatile Im adapted to many situations I contain multitudes. you do not know my next move. if you have any questions about how commerical aviation works PLEASE ask me. I will tell you and it will be really interesting.
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a million posts have been made about how funny it is how it's very very obvious from the start that hannibal is a cannibal because he keeps saying shit like "I'd love to have you two for dinner", looks terrifying, name rhymes with cannibal, frequent close-up musical sequences of him cooking and eating organ meat in a threatening fashion, etc, but I have to make another one because I just cannot get over how frightening he acts and nobody suspects anything.
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i understand why parents send their kindergartners to school with colds now. a kindergartner with a cold still has identical energy levels to a healthy kindergartner the only difference is now he's joyfully getting highly contagious mucus everywhere
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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim
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the stuff going on at columbia campus rn is genuinely incredible
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Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals
when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me
i see it with my eyedbarls
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I think of this twitter interaction at least 6 times a day. do you remember how we used to run?
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Me age 9 running into the lining of trees on the outskirts of the schoolyard during recess
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