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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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MONEY SAVING TIP: if you can't afford weed but wanna be silly have a migraine!!! The inability to focus will give you the same thought processes as being stoned but without having to spend a single dollar. Follow me for more health and finance tips โจ๏ธ
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cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw
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Reminder: you are not useless, boring or asocial if you choose to stay in during the weekend to rest, recover and recharge after a difficult week.
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As I gaze at the structural column in Copley Station, cracked nearly in two and held together with zip ties that have been carefully painted over to match the column underneath, I feel my soul intertwined with that of a small Italian boy of days gone by, who also stopped to look up at a large, groaning, newly painted tank full of molasses
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pov: you fell down the vintage strawberry shortcake rabbit hole and now canโt get out
I just love the 80s designs
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โslut eraโ i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child
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i heard the people like .adventure time or something
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Why do you even come see me when you don't remember me? You don't even know who YOU are!
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Star Trek brain is back. Screenshot redraw from Descent (wanna eat the warp core)
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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.
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ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy
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