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Anyway I think it’s time we make an official list of names/labels Dan has called their relationship or Phil over the years:

Friends

Best friends

Arch enemies

Husbands

More than just romantic

Soulmates

Just mates

Roommates

House owners

A piece of furniture

Moon

Business partners

House pet

Ancient divorced couple

Two 4000 year old tortoises just silently chewing grass staring into the sunset

Two immortal people who have known each other for a thousand lifetimes

Feel free to add more

#reblogs! #dnp

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I’d watch that

#reblogs! #dropout tv

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"dude, i need the wizard so badly"

"jesus, he's ovulating"

#foolish #reblogs! #stardew valley

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"So, who's really winning?"

Not anyone who heard you say this. Thanks, man.

#reblogs! #foolish

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foolish gets egged🥚

#reblogs! #foolish #thehappy trail my eye twitched #sorry im gay and he makes it flare up sometimes

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Muscle 💪 ✨

#reblogs! #jacksepticeye

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tina’s story about burying herself in woodchips to sleep in the winter

#reblogs! #tina #??? tina. what?

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This is called a shame quit.

#foolish #reblogs! #valorant #oh foosh my foosh what was that?? #i get it though ive done this too many times to count

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do you think they knew even then that it was gonna be forever

#reblogs! #dnp

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haven't stopped thinking abt the aiden+zip3 timeline like What Happened on the Maine Trip the ppl want to know!!!!!

well

#reblogs! #this is quite possibly the most brain-sticking tweet i've ever seen #it is always rattling around in the back of my mind to some degree at any given moment

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qt may be the number one gay ludwig truther i fear (x x)

transcript:

cinna: is this person...straight.

qt: (deep inhale and exhale) ...i think so, yes.

/end transcript

#reblogs! #thats so brutal but so real

[1802lvr]

50 likes!! it’s because my ass is too juicy to ignore

#lover talks

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seeing dan and phil discover the sopping wet plushy meme and then almost immediately tapping out as a result is not what i expected from the new video, but it is what i like to see

#lover talks #dnp #dan and phil

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i just- why

#reblogs! #dnp #he's just like me fr if i see anyting that looks like it could fit in my mouth in any form you KNOW its going in

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dono: bzzzzz bzzzz incoming call from the car insurance company [foolish pretends to answer phone] hi foosh, we have been recently trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

foolish: please stop [dono immediately cuts off and ends]

#reblogs! #foolish

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HELLO COWBOY

#reblogs! #awesamdude

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#reblogs! #foolish #csgo #he really is someting else huh