“Steven Spielberg was 27 when he directed Jaws. You know what I did today? I ordered guacamole to my house.“
- Emily Osment
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“When it’s about to be tomorrow it’s a good time to call it a day and stop working.“
- Benny Fine
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“I packed all my belongings in one carry on. This is a big day for me.“
- Jenn Im
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“Damn. I just remembered you're supposed to drink like 8 glasses of water a day or something like that.“
- Lilly Singh
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“A Sunday of writing with jazz playing in the background is both pretentious and a wonderful way to spend your Sunday.”
- Jennifer Stone
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“If like me you don't go outside you can simulate autumn walks by looking at a candle glow through a sweater while standing on crisp packets”
- Dan Howell
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“When the flight is so boring that you start reading the board menu as if it were a novel.”
- Jack Strify
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“I want warm choc brownie with strawberry ice cream for breakfast. So normal.”
- Louise Pentland
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“September in Berlin means getting up at night, closing the window & turning up the heater while it was almost 30° the week before.”
- Jack Strify
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“Every time I think about cleaning my room I then remember that I'm the only one who ever sees it so then I just don't.”
- Ricky Dillon
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“I thought I was stuck in a lift because it didn't move for two minutes and started freaking out then realized that I never pressed a button.”
- Dan Howell
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“The hardest part of the gym is deciding to go.”
- Jenn Im
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“Any time I go back to my hometown to visit family, I turn into a fucking ninja spy on a stealth mission to avoid people I went to school with.”
- Dan Howell
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“I slept for 15 minutes last night. No exaggeration. 15 minutes. There's YouTube ads longer than my sleep.”
- Lilly Singh
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“My sleep was so good I'm going to write an entire book trilogy about it.”
- Phil Lester
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“Things white girls do: remember their dream in the middle of the day and stop conversation so they can relay it to everyone.”
- Emily Osment
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“Home alone! Time to watch TV for ten hours completely naked and eat several bags of microwave popcorn with no one around to shame me.”
- Dan Howell
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