"its a texas chainsaw miracle"
30K notes
·
View notes
"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
99K notes
·
View notes
my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj
142K notes
·
View notes
the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
113K notes
·
View notes
are you a cat person or dog person?
Half of both
0 notes
showering:
pros: you get to feel clean. you get non greasy hair, non oily feeling skin, it just in general makes you feel better, more energised, refreshed.
cons: there are so many steps. oh my god are there so many steps. before getting into the shower there are steps. during the shower there are steps. and once youve gotten out of the shower? guess what!!! more fucking steps!!!!!!!! UGHHHH
68K notes
·
View notes
38K notes
·
View notes
reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
71K notes
·
View notes
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
221K notes
·
View notes
goodnight everyone (:
do your daily click
spreadsheet of families in Gaza you can help today
donate to:
Buy an e-sim
Help diabetics in Gaza
The PCRF
Anera
UNRWA
Taawon
Help Gaza Children
Sudan Tarada Initiative
Help a Sudanese family escape conflict
Darfur Women Action
Ramadan for Sudan
Period products in Sudan
Sudan Emergency Appeal
102K notes
·
View notes
263K notes
·
View notes
some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
59K notes
·
View notes
Tfw you about to present your group work
0 notes
I’m like if someone smart chose to be an idiot. Out of free will
24K notes
·
View notes
Highly recommend Tavi Gevinson’s series of essays critiquing Taylor Swift, the culture of Swiftieism, the nature of becoming famous as a young person, and the concept of person-as-brand, from the perspective of someone who both became famous on the internet as a tween and was briefly friends with Taylor in her girl squad era
758 notes
·
View notes
18K notes
·
View notes