they did not appreciate my longsword technique at the job interview
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looking for fics about your favorite character on ao3 be like:
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what the actual fuck
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ooh that sounds- what the fuck
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the best fic ive ever read in my life. this absolutely ruined me and ill never be the same ever again
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Penelope & Colin + Laughing
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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Actual image of Odysseus on his way back to Penelope (he’s got to get through the suitors first)
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no thoughts head empty
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Bothering the beast
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Art imitates life
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everyone else: you've done well colin, penelope is looking for suitors and with your lessons she's caught the eye of a lord looking for a wife! she'll be married before we know it.
colin "wtf have i done" bridgerton:
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lets give it up for pleasures of the flesh !!
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Me: Alright I’m going to be super productive tomorrow!
Me, the second my alarm goes off:
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