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I don’t own a fleshlight. Give me yours.

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What happens if no one pets a precious dog or cat? What happens if a beautiful dog or cat gets no physical affection? From any one? For years on end? What happens to that poor creature?

Now ask the same question again. But ask about when such a fate happens upon a human being.

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Don’t get it twisted.

I’m here for the male on male gayness and the porn and the penises, that’s it.

And I’m Roman Catholic, not Hasidic.

That being said…

“Cast your burden on Hashem and he will sustain you.

Dear followers, gut shabbos and good night.

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I do not know how to feel about this.

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HEIL SEITAN

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This is the most amazing thing I ever read in my life

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I’ll take my nicotine pen and his penis, but clearly won’t keep them simultaneously in my mouth.

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Which bakery do I call to custom order these cakes?

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Look how adorable they are. Someone please get me a rope and a stool and direct me to a nearby tree.

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A text message from me to me,

quoting Javier Bardem in Skyfall

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To be him? To be with him? Both.

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I found the Christmas pickle! IN YOUR PANTS

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“We’ll make it better. They can’t hurt us anymore. Not if we work together. We’ll show those shitters what we can do.”

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Happy Thanksgiving

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Can I have three German men screaming:

I FUCK YOU!!

I FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!

as they take turns fucking me in the ass??

https://youtu.be/1M6oW6a0iAw

#Youtube

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Me when:

1 - there’s a pulse

2 - there’s a penis

3 - he’s not overweight

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this is me after a guy ate my ass for an hour straight

SAFELITE REPAIR SAFELITE REPLACE

power bottom power move