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Reblogue if you are in love with Harry Styles

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daddy af

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6 Things to Tell Yourself Today

1. I matter. 2. I’ll get through this. 3. I am a beautiful. 4. I deserve to be loved. 5. I can find peace, happiness and contentment. 6. I have the power and the will to survive.

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a message to crying babies:

get over it we all have problems

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Me too monkey.

Me too.

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Let me take you on a journey. A journey called:

How to Level Up Like No One’s Business; A Memoir by Liam Payne 

Once upon a time I was just an X Factor hopeful with big dreams and Bieber hair. 

I kept the dreams, but ditched the hair straightener. Look at them beach waves. God, I was fucking adorable. 

No one knows how to smolder like me, The Payno. 

But then I said, fuck it, and shaved all my glorious hair off. Leave it to me to be even more handsome without it. 

 You know what, though, maybe some scruff and flop top hair will bring me to the next level…

Oh, yeah, that’s the stuff. I mean, look at me, I love this look on me. It says “I know how to fix cars and throw an outfit together”. 

Don’t mind me and my chocolate brown puppy eyes. I’ll just be here, killing you softly with my song. 

Oh yeah! I climbed to Macho Picchu and did this pose specifically to show off my toned biceps. Impressed yet? JK, you already were. I’m fucking Liam Payne, everything I do is perfect. 

I SURF AND LOOK LIKE THIS DO YOU WANT TO THROW YOURSELF OFF A CLIFF YET? 

Once I wore this little number. Now, on anyone else this would look absolutely bananas. But, as previously stated, I’m Liam Payne. It looks amazing on me. I don’t know why I ever took that off tbh. 

Oh, right, I took it off because it covered up my sexy forearm tattoo that you can see when clutch the microphone and slay you with my flawless falsetto. 

Now I’ve grown into a real sexy charitable man beast who’s dating the most beautiful woman in the world. Lucky her, amiright? 

And that, my friends, is how you level up like me, Liam Payne. 

You’re very welcome. 

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The signs and their dislikes

Aries: being ignored, physical restriction, being placed less than first, feeling hungry, anyone who preforms better than themselves, old things/secondhand stuff, having to wait, bland food

Taurus: being disturbed, change, lending things, being told to hurry up, sleeping in strange beds

Gemini: listening to endless complaints, regimentation, not knowing what's going on, wasting time, being kept waiting, making irrevocable commitments, being defeated, fixed ideas, having to concentrate on only one thing for a long time

Cancer: any criticism of the home, having to handle a crisis, pressure to take part in conversation, anyone who refuses their cooking, people who forget names and dates

Leo: physical hurt, sedentary activities, being ignored, being backstage, lies and deceit, being laughed at, being told something they don't know

Virgo: crowds and noise, vulgarity, people who whine, sitting still for a while, disrupted schedules, lids left off boxes/tops off of toothpaste, being obligated to others, hipocrisy, weakness/failure

Libra: loud arguments, confused situations, sloppiness, ugly places, being pressured to make up their mind, being told it is up to them to make a change

Scorpio: being analyzed, being asked personal questions, people who know more than they do, too many compliments, having to trust a stranger

Sagittarius: disproval from others, making promises, being too safe/secure/confined, administration, tight clothes, having their honesty doubted

Capricorn: untidiness, being teased, familiarity, surprises, new ideas, loneliness, being made to feel useless, being embarrassed in public

Aquarius: emotion and intimacy, people who show off, being taken for granted, being pinned down in any way, violence and fighting, making loans or borrowing, authority, extravagance

Pisces: bright/noisy/crowded places, dirty/ugly objects, being told to get a grip, stiff clothing, authorities, people knowing too much about him them

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Why have friends if they ignore your text messages

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nailed it (x)

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Honestly, if the Late Late Show interview just ends up being four guys having a funny, chilled out chat with a mate, I’m gonna be hella satisfied.

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So that means we have coming up:

• May 9 - Play to the Whistle Golf - Niall • May 14 - The Late Late Show • May 17 - Billboard Music Awards • June 6 - Summertime Ball