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I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

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i absolutely agree that xreader can be so healing and promote self love and acceptance in unique and powerful ways but also it lets you fuck nasty with your faves and i think that is just so beautiful

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I walked to 2 stores looking for Kraft Mac & Cheese cause I was really craving it but now that I'm back home I don't have the energy to make it lol

#why am i like this? #gonna just have to force myself to do it #im running on no sleep so i probably should have driven to the store so i didnt waste the small amount of energy i mustered #but i was trying to be healthy and get some steps in #personal post

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regular lobsters start out as just little lobsters but spiny lobsters start out as these beautiful weird larvae that also evolved to ride on top of jellyfish. This jellyfish is too small though!!!

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this is what i was talking about by the way

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it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.

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my apologies to ppl who followed me for anything

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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#i went on a buying binge during covid that never really stopped so my books are not sorted #they are just shoved in any available space in my bedroom

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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For the purposes of this poll please just stick to birth names! I'd like to do another poll for names people chose themselves later in life.

#my mom picked it out of a baby book #ive only met 2 people with my name in real life #and one was basically named after me #my moms friend had a girl two years later and was like hey i like that name so...

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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

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imagine a skeleton. obviously this is already blowing your mind. now imagine he had a gun

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in case you were curious, this is the current state of NFT crypto bros on twitter