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i have a headcanon

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that definitely didn’t end well

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when a new media comes out and i have to navigate tumblrs shit ui to add the tag to my blacklist

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I gotta make this.

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darth maul raised for one reason went from breeding stock to attack dog then had every single thing taken from him in a single moment by one man he dedicated his entire waking thought to for the rest of his life. i just think he could do numbers on here if you all understood

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kendrick lamar made me realise that there is an even stronger level of hater that i have yet to tap into

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"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU inspired by Olly Moss official prints | x

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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Budapest ‘87, Attila Manek

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grug dyeing hair with blueberries. grug inventing pronouns.

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)