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I've been savaged by a small child.

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petplay but instead of sex you throw a ball for me and I chase it and bring it back and you call me a good boy and pet me sometimes and then you get tired of it so I look at you super sad so you throw the ball a couple more times til I get bored and then we go home and I destroy your couch

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torture that knight some more

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I am pleased to hear these things. Every day is progress, yes. Though I must ask why I am being flirted with?

Eh?

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Getting, getting, getting. Fussy thing.

Nu, but I can get them.

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Nu, but I can get them.

I know, I am also shocked I am still alive.

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aye poppi how tall are you?

Ah, I am small. You must seek such interests elsewhere.

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Buna ziua, my favorite little bunbun. You are well, da?

Eh?

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I know, I am also shocked I am still alive.

Eh?

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Eh?

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This floral bat baby is Gerald 🌸🦇🌺

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so I finally got around to reading bram stoker's dracula (1897)

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By Natalia Deprina

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Friday night it be. Uh... fly.. away whoopie!