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hello i’m so tired so good morning & goodnight

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i couldn’t remember the name of those hairless cats so i tried to google them and almost googled skinless cats instead

#imagine my horror

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hi i’m kristen and i’d rather shake ass than go to class baby! 

bvtim.weak

#i rly like ur freckles

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I’M AWSTEN AND FOR MY INTRO I DECIDED TO POST THE SAME PHOTO TWICE. I DO SOMETHING FOR A BAND, BUT ATL RELEASED A NEW ALBUM AND I MIGHT JUST START DOING PROMO FOR THEM INSTEAD :/

ANYWAYS HMU -> ncvybluess

#i need those fish in my ac museum

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aye. mates! i’m margot, i’m really bad at selfie-ing but here are some pictures i took last year back in the land down under, i hope they count as valid intros? i named that animal yoshi for no reason whatsoever but he became my friend. if you wanna talk wildlife and the best steve irwin episodes, hit me up @insecuriteas and we can become best friends, mayhaps?

#my first thought was wow that dog looks werid but i love him #turns out its a camel

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it took me way longer than i’d like to admit to realize that was harry mcfreaking styles speaking and not the girl wearing the harry merch.

#i’m losing it

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sup my name is elijah and i’m a big homo with big homo opinions. follow for more relatable content xoxo @prettyhawtandgay

#are you sitting on a grill #also ur dog is so cute help

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hi friends. i’m jongin. i’m a member of exo & super m, + gucci’s first kpop poster boy. besides that, i’m a big nerd & play a lot of video games. i have 3 dogs but share custody of 2 more with my boyfriend, bringing my total child count up to 5. i restarted my entire animal crossing file because my villagers were ugly & i’m convinced carole baskin killed her husband and fed him to the tigers. let’s talk about it @asaprockai

#eq.intro #i had the stupidest song stuck in my head when i was making this #help

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@kindacharmedlife @cumberpatchs

does that mean i can have your friend codes? 👀

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is it too soon to ask for ac friend codes?

#asking for a friend #that friend is my animal crossing island representative

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squishy taemin

#babe #screw watching slime videos i’ll just watch you play with your face instead #you’re so c*te #i just want to [redacted] you with [redacted #i need to sleep these things are hypnotic #gif

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i should be sleeping but who needs to sleep am i right fellas

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monggu is so cute. i was in the living room and he forgot where i was and was sitting in the bedroom just whining and howling and i said “son what are you doing?” and it’s like my voice was all he needed because he ran in here like i had just come home from the war and now won’t leave my lap.

#i lov dogs we dont deserve them #his siblings were just sitting on the sofa too completely unbothered #but monggu’s a drama king so #its ok

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y'all like my guard cat? he hisses at me when i touch him and he doesn’t have any fucking ears. anyway he loves meow mix and will obliterate anyone that crosses the property line. he’s a pro. i don’t have any fingers left

#is this joe exotic

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@whvtcver since idk who actually discovered them,,, thank you very much for your contribution. you deserve a noble prize.

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@ whoever discovered seedless grapes: thank you

#i just ate about 10 of them #and they’re 10/10 delicious #food

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I started my ac file over completely just so i could have cuter villagers.

#rodeo was walking around looking demonic at all hours of the night #and butch was rude #and colton was ugly