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feeling normal about that old man

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love is stored in the unromanceable skyrim npc.

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just a couple of dudes being bros, couple of real goobers

FLASH WARNING

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people who live in areas where there are native lizards should never take that for granted. you can just go outside and see a little guy hanging out. what’s better than that?

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do you happen to have a step by step of the froggies by chance? i am very bad at following textual instructions and i cant find anyone who might have done a step by step haha

@burakhovskys i can try to make a step by step post! it may be sort of long but definitely watch out for one as i'd be happy to further explain!!!

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From Artful Anticks by Oliver Herford (1894).

If you like fairies or are one, here’s my current collection of vintage fairy imagery.

Wondering about this post?  Wait for the dissertation (TBA). For now:  Weblog ◆ Books ◆ Videos ◆ Music ◆ Etsy

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Wikipedia Collection: Bizarre Bodies

Alien Hand Syndrome | Dimples of Venus | Accessory Breast | Human-Animal Breast Feeding | Mellified Man | Enumclaw Horse Sex Case | Gurn | Dancing Plague of 1518 | Bristol Stool Scale | Koro | Maggot Therapy | Male Lactation | Tooth in Eye Surgery | Trepanning | Uncombable Hair Syndrome | Cello Scrotum | Lithopedion | Parasitic Twin | Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome | Jeanne Calment | Lina Medina | Anton-Babinski Syndrome | Adam Rainer | Charles Bonnet Syndrome | Tarrare | Alexis St. Martin | Cotard Delusion | Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity | Stubbins Ffirth | Leprosy | Fatal Familial Insomnia | Marie Antoinette Syndrome | Lesch-Nyhan Syndrome | Munchausen by Proxy | Prader-Willi Syndrome | Chandre Oram | Kluver-Bucy Syndrome | Human Penis Size | Photic Sneeze Reflex | Jenkem | Black Hairy Tongue | June and Jennifer Gibbons | Twins | Superfetation | Superfecundation | Cryptophasia | Doppelganger | Schmidt Sting Pain Index | Mary Toft | Homicidal Sleepwalking | Mariko Aoki Phenomenon | The Truman Show Delusion | Rosemary Brown | 

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You guys all know these dresses right? Both of these are made from thrifted linen skirts, so you can make one! Make sure the skirt can fit your chest, and you're ready to go!

Materials + tools : thrifted flared skirt, misc fabric scraps or lining fabric, embroidery threads or lace, scissors, scalpel/seam ripper, sewing machine, chalk, iron.

Step 1 - Lay out your chosen flared skirt. Material is important, go for something sturdy eg linen or needle cord. Find a scalpel/boxcutter/ seam ripper.

Step 2 - Remove waistband lining, waistband, and zip to use later. Use your seam ripper or scalpel etc to cut the stitches so we dont waste any material.

Step 3 - Lay skirt with zip gap at the back. Chalk/ mark round a sewing pattern or your favourite sundress to map out the neckline and arm holes should be.

Step 4 - Cut arm holes. Take waistband and cut in half for shoulder straps. Get your fabric lining/scraps ready. Mark round the straps and the top of the skirt onto your lining fabric and cut out. These pieces will help make your dress neat and strong! Make sure theres a space for the zip.

Step 5 - Sew your straps ; place fabric and lining right sides together and seam the long edges to make a tube with a gap at each end. Turn the tube inside out et voila. Iron both straps flat.

Step 6 - Sew your neckline ; sew sides of lining together. Place lining right side down on outside of skirt. Take your straps and tuck in between lining and skirt. Sew all around the top edge, including the straps. Flip the lining round to the inside and iron.

Step 7 - Add the zip, by any means necessary. It's hard, please do your best/ check out your preferred YouTube zip sewing tutorials.

Step 8 - try it on! This will help you figure out where to attach your straps to the back of your dress. Getting a friend to help is a good idea. When you have them where you like them, pin and sew your straps. You can also make your dress more fitted by taking in the sides or adding a waist tie.

Step 9 - Decorate! Lace? Embroidery? Collar? Doilies? Pockets??? Go wild!!!

Optional step 10 please show me if you make one 💕🌱💕

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I’m here for girls who are questioning and girls who don’t want a label and girls who’ll turn around on the streets and yell ‘IM GAY’ to men catcalling them and ace girls and aro girls and closeted girls and girls who think they’re faking it (you’re not!) and girls crushing on their best friend and girls who think they don’t belong in the lgbtq+ community because they’re also attracted to men (you are part of the community!!) and girls who think they’re bi but then realize they’re gay and girls who think they’re gay but then realize they’re bi. I’m your #1 supporter and I’m rooting for you.

(This post includes trans girls and excludes TERFs thank you for your attention 🌈)

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galko-chan lesbian pride icons with various flags (click for names!)

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We got canon bisexual Alucard

But at what cost?

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strawberry juice 🍓

ingredients:

- 8 frozen strawberries

- 2 tbsp of honey

- 2 tbsp of lemon juice

- 4 cups of water

- mint leaves

- ice

instructions:

boil the water in a medium pot! when the water starts to boil add six of the frozen strawberries

let them boil for about ten minutes, then remove the strawberries with a fork! add honey to the strawberry water and let it sit for about 2 minutes

strain any strawberry bits out of ur juice (that part is completely optional) and then pour it into a cup/jar! add lemon juice and two frozen strawberries and let it chill in the fridge for a few hours

remove the strawberries, replace them with ice, and garnish with lemon slices and fresh or frozen strawberries and mint leaves!

most important step: take pictures and send them to me or reblog them onto this post!!

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🌱Some helpful tips to keep healthy house plants🌱

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I seen a lot of posts about ”why can’t people just dress in fantasy/victorian/etc” clothing latley and i have some great news!! You can!! Thrift shopping in combination with some online shopping makes you come a great way honestly! So don’t let your fashion dreams be just dreams <3

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100 Horror Events

For those of you running a horror game for Hallow’s Eve tonight, here’s a table of 100 random horror events for you. Bumps in the night and freaky happenings minor and major, magical and mundane. Sprinkle them through your players’ progress to give them chills.

Download the PDF here:

https://www.patreon.com/posts/22421161