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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *passive aggressive food YouTuber* *canadian NHL star* *harvard law student with a pornstache* *tiny unbeatable beer pong champion* *frat star slash science nerd with a 4.0 GPA* *loud and emotional 6′4″ econ major* *overexcited goalie* *ginger bob the builder* *nursey*

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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an immersive check please experience featuring the unknown (an evil pie maker who lives in the walls)

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the chances of a nurseydex mention on ngozi’s twitter are low but never zero

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nursey looking concerned & comforting a shaking angry dex 

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shitposting today.. choose your fighter

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Bitty’s NHL Cookbook : 50 Healthy recipes for helpless hockey bros who can’t cook

Bitty’s dedication page isn’t a single page, it’s five, and if you’re a hockey player and you’re not on the list, you’re just not cool anymore. And Kent Parson is unquestionably cool so of course he has a dish named after himself in the book (it’s the only dish in the entire book that is objectively disgusting)(Parse is proud of this)(so proud he let Bitty talk him into helping out with ‘Itty Bitty’s minor hockey team in NYC in the summer, and showing up to Bitty’s cookbook signing in a jersey).

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smh has a party where they all dress as their sexual awakening. it's funny at first until all three of the frogs show up dressed as jack at which point it becomes hilarious

#i am looking 👀

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author's note from hockey shit with ransom and holster: flow

#for the archives

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lardo referred to alicia as a milf in front of jack once and he didnt speak to her for a week

#.... this is the predecessor to the holster fucking the zimmermanns posts

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dex is short for (d)extra

#don't remember this post #but so true 2021 me

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or if you wanna talk about check please, i’m down. that webcomic destroyed me

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#love this!!!

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everyone shush… check, please! updates today

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i wonder what kind of jack/parse fanfics ransom and holster have written

#they wrote the ones with the most hits on ao3

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