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new sex position were you dont touch at all. in fact one of you dies

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Dude I love your blog. I'm a big fan of the cries for help

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Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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Dawg how are you 22 with a wife and kids you should be outside playing

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That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

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guy on twitter who evolved to be paper thin and stands on the dotted line on highways and gets his calories from microorganisms carried by the wind of cars passing by which he filters through a specialized organ: i think public transportation is kinda problematic

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standing in front of a daycare spinning and flipping an infant around like a sign

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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guy who invites you over to watch “some horror movies” starts playing a fairly average pornographic film and he’s covering his eyes peeking out occasionally and whimpering in fear

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