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Target Is Recalling a Number of Refrigerated Items — Here’s Why | Kitchn

"...Items included in the recall were sold in plastic trays wrapped in clear plastic and are labeled with the following UPC: Go Wild Cod with Citrus Butter – 8 ounce; 882694308002 Go Wild Scallops with Bacon & Charred Onion Butter – 8 ounce; 882694308019 Go Wild Shrimp with Scampi Butter – 8 ounce; 882694964017 Go Wild Ahi Tuna with Asian Rub – 10 ounce; 882694305070 MOWI Fresh Sweet Bourbon Atlantic Salmon Portion – 14 ounce; 819693029478 MOWI Fresh Skinless Atlantic Salmon – 2 pack/10 ounce; 819693029461 MOWI Fresh Atlantic Salmon Portion on Cedar Plank – 10 ounce; 819693029485 Though the recall does not include any product currently on the shelves at Target locations across the nation, consumers who may have purchased the listed items at some point between March 5 and March 16 are urged to check their fridges as soon as possible. Customers who may have purchased some of the affected products are encouraged to throw them away and call Target Guest Relations at 1-800-440-0680 for a full refund."

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update  lost 20$ billion

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Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

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OK the Kickstarter for my webcomic Onti is finally live!! 🗣️

Link to the project

Please share wherever, support, etc 💖

Got 30 days! Reaching the base goal would mean a LOT so I can put all my focus into the comic going forward (at least for a while!)

And lastly I have a stretch goal for Physical rewards; a Sticker Sheet + OC Charms! 👀

More details are in the project page, thanks for your time and support so far 🍾

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Rip to this legend 😔

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rihanna for vogue hong kong

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me to my friends after they find out that i like some generic ass white boy

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it’s the most wonderful time of the year: the Literary Review’s Bad Sex in Fiction Award

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damn this tea scalded me

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Me too.

Anyone else read ‘Australia’ and assumed they were talking about living creatures? Just me?

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Apparently, my greatest contribution to Tumblr was the fact that I made a series of gifs when I was still a fan of Gotham. #YWFMS

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Magical.

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vitebsk 리4

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Real question: what the fuck is this?

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Suzana Massena & Suzane Massena by Edgar Azevedo & Rafael Zu