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im mad these are all bangers

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“To be honest, I almost lost myself the role because the director called me up and said ‘I’d love you to audition’ and I got really excited but he made the mistake of giving me his e-mail address? I just kept e-mailing him auditions and he didn’t reply back after the first two so instead of just chilling out on it I sent him another 2 the next day. And the next day I sent him another 3. I sent him I think 12 or 14 takes over the next 3 days. There were different accents, different costumes, varying states of undress. He e-mailed me after a few days and said ‘listen thank you so much for these auditions. Please stop sending me these auditions.’”

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She had to make that job interview

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Being gay is natural? Okay.

You have three islands. Divide them into groups of one. The straight island, the gay island, and the lesbian island. The straight island is going to reproduce and keep going strong for millions of generations to come. The gay and lesbian islands will both wipe out in not even one century. This isn’t just about religion or morals, it’s just simple common sense. Being gay is unnatural, and not just because God said so, but because you yourself wouldn’t even be born without a REAL natural man and woman. And no, there is no such thing as a lesbian bone marrow “thing” to have children. That’s a biased fact that came from a lesbian scientist who has false opinions. If it’s not a real penis or vagina, then it’s fucking false and you’re just opinionated by dumb facts. I’m done here. Read over what I said and if you still think that being gay is normal and natural, then I hope you achieve some common sense one day. Bye

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how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

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How to interact with a service dog

Don’t. 

That’s it. 

This has been a PSA

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shanzikull:

@glitterbytes did you mean something like this?

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she definitely spills the tea

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Who else has been busy lately becoming a new person

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R.I.P. Debbie Reynolds, who has passed away at the age of 84 – one day after her daughter Carrie Fisher died.

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may the force be with you, always.

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Mark speaking for us all

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Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful