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Not me having a meltdown because I have to go to a birthday party

#its the autism isnt it?

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Two craziest things I heard today:

"I hate dishwashers, and by dishwashers I mean women."

"I feel like Seajanus was kinda selfish for what he did."

I need the people of today to wake up 😭

#hunger games #the ballad of songbirds and snakes

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My girlfriend just said I'm ugly @vampirevoice

#they said i dont know why i said that #and it was in response to me saying the fashion dreamer outfit was ugly #im just shaming them

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Unfortunately, the only place I can easily shit is the sheetz bathroom

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me

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posting this for everybody who doesnt know how to use a fucking 4 way stop sign

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that's what i'm saying.. what's with the erasure

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i dont want it i just need it

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Currently sat in a summer school type thing we're hosting in work and some English architect is telling us about sustainable design in Wales, except she hasn't bothered learning a single Welsh name and if I have to listen to one more "I don't know how to say 'Welsh name' so I'm going to use 'shitty English name/nothing while laughing at it' I'm going to throw this slanty drawing desk at her head

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im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

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there are actually only 2 movie genres. the ones where u have to remain completely silent throughout the whole film, and the ones where u have to comment on whatevers happening on screen every 5 minutes

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Just did a post for #PortfolioDay on twitter and I'm gonna do it here too. Hi hello I'm Carolina and I'm a Portuguese lover of small intricate things making art with mostly ink pens and acrylics, and occasionally getting it published in literary magazines! Prints for sale as well, check my pinned post!

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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“i hope the strike ruins my favourite show” ok well i hope that workers get treated better fast. things should not be ruined because the strike should not last long because the workers should get fucking paid soon. “i hope theres no new shows for the next fifty years” i hope that unions get what they want within the week

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Hot take that needs to be said via antiwork