What was Zeus’s stripper name?
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“you’re a musician? what instrument do you play?”
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if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything
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i went to a public school okay i know how to inject heroin
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reblog this post with a picture of the weirdest dog
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if a girl does that thing where she puts her hand up to urs and is like “wow ur hands are so big!” she is trying to bang u. just a tip to u all
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“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
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do you ever just feel someone getting bored of you and you’re like fuck
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text from ex: i miss u
me:
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when you think you’re at the bottom of the stairs but there’s one more step
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