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Hayden’s first hockey game. @chicagowolveshockey #chicago #hockey (at Allstate Arena)

#chicago #hockey

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I should get this kid into acting and/or print work. He’s hilarious. All of these photos are meme worthy so have at it. Just tag me too when if you do. #hilariousmemes #kidmemes

#hilariousmemes #kidmemes

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On the Simpsons, the bartender Moe is always threatening to kill Bart, which would make him a Bart-ender

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Neither cough, rough, though and through rhyme, but pony and bologna do.

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Toilets should have a pedal near the floor for flushing.

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If I touch my phone in the right places a pizza will arrive at my door.

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Using the excuse of “just running in real quick” to park in a handicapped spot is double rude.

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Amy Schumer looks like a fully grown cabbage patch doll

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I love my phone until someone calls me on it.

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Apparently they needed these translations

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We went to MargaritaVille on Christmas Eve 2016.

#margarita

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Ha ha ha!!!

Stay Safe

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"I y'am what I y'am, and that's all that I y'am. "

Popeye

#popeye

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Because it is always 5 o'clock somewhere

#5 o'clock #somewhere

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Wish I could pass out like this.

#passed out #naptime

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Love this movie

#deadpool