zandirr

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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Me cracking open the tumblr sarcophagus just to tell everyone how obsessed with her I am

Melinoë in Hades II

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im cooking

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now what would u do if i told you this was purely drawn bc whenever i hear the verse "i live in the bathtub" in humpty by mitski i think of when ron slept in a bathtub not in a particularly sad way but it just reminds me just because. what would you do?

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you never know how much you loved something until it is lost

missing babe so much right now

you’ve saved me so much weapon durability in botw and i want to u to know u were appreciated

u cut my trees

u kaboom’d my bokos

i love u

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I literally restarted my save because I was so convinced the shirt was in the starting area

after getting the first chest I spent like a full 10 minutes trying to find the chest with a shirt. then I finally found a shirt half an hour later and it only covers half of link’s body.

Totk is really a one tit out kind of game.

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Playing BOTW: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting apples! I am finding treasure!

Playing TOTK: I am in a vast wilderness! I am exploring nature! I am collecting - oh my god the trees are alive and trying to kill me! Who thought it was a good idea to give the floormaster steroids?! THE BASEMENT IS FUCKING HAUNTED!!!!!!

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I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME I LOVE THIS GAME

ZELDA TOTK SPOILERS!?

Im still on the prologe area, but I am cackling at the idea that Link might have amnesia again. Getting blasted by Ganon and suffering some sort of magical peutrifaction causing you to lose all your health and stamina? Ok I can believe that. Not knowing what a spicy pepper is?

I'm sorry but that poor boys head is mush.

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I don’t want to hear ANY dissing against normal people

just rip my heart out honestly

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I’m waiting when can I pick up my prescription

doctor diagnosed me with a kind heart and dope soul

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"Before I die, I want to be somebody’s favorite hiding place, the place they can put everything they know they need to survive, every secret, every solitude, every nervous prayer, and be absolutely certain I will keep it safe. I will keep it safe."

– Andrea Gibson

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is everything okay man i couldn't help but notice you've been hesitant to say anything beautiful and true lately

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just live laugh love man

do some fun drugs. read a fuckton of books. watch a fuckton of movies. get a magazine subscription. go to a bookstore. get laid. have a few orgasms. go to the club. buy a new pair of boots. go hiking. go to a movie theater. eat a pastry. have an iced coffee.

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sally rooney's "i would never pretend to not know you, connell" + taylor jenkins reid's "if you are intolerable, let me be the one to tolerate you" + taylor swift's "i know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it"

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im like no worries & then feel so upset i get chest pains

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link on his way to ganon with his new fuse ability

#I am so FUCKING EXCITED #Totk #loz #link #Zelda #botw #tears of the kingdom #totk spoilers

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don’t invite me unless these are the plans